That New SAS Breakfast Cereal

[PaigeMiller]

I went out and bought that new SAS breakfast cereal that SAS just announced, you know, the one loaded with M&Ms, with the catchy jingle "Breakfast of Data Analysts". And it said on the box that there was a prize inside. I was expecting some SAS swag, like a @ChrisHemedinger bobble-head, or a key-fob in the shape of an Enterprise Miner node, or some cool SAS laser pointers, but there wasn't one. What a disappointment. How do I get my money back?

[ChrisHemedinger · Accepted solution]

Oh, I haven't seen that in stores yet.  What's the name again?  Count PROCula?  Frosted FREQs?  

Sorry about the prize.  Once in a while a box has to contain a MISSING value -- that's how you know it's made from real data.

[SASKiwi]

Actually, I wish SAS would go Italian, so I could write more spaghetti code and MACRO-oni's washed down with PROC-secco.

[ccaulkins9]

if only iMac-aroni and cheese pro-Csecco were a thing... (rofl):D