I tried Proc Tarot, Proc CrystalBall, Proc TeaLeaves, Proc MagicMirror, Proc Medium, Proc Large, Proc ExtraLarge, Proc SuperSize and Proc Fantasy with consistent results for all procedures, significant with a p value of less than 0.01 and excellent Error terms.
All report excellent prospects for SAS Institute and its software for at least the next half century.
Unfortunately, that exhausts Red Riding Hood's basket of easy answers and whether that translates into jobs for programmers is a matter for conjecture.