topic Re: That New SAS Breakfast Cereal in All Things Community

That New SAS Breakfast Cereal

PaigeMiller — Mon, 01 Apr 2019 13:27:21 GMT

I went out and bought that new SAS breakfast cereal that SAS just announced, you know, the one loaded with M&Ms, with the catchy jingle "Breakfast of Data Analysts". And it said on the box that there was a prize inside. I was expecting some SAS swag, like a @ChrisHemedinger bobble-head, or a key-fob in the shape of an Enterprise Miner node, or some cool SAS laser pointers, but there wasn't one. What a disappointment. How do I get my money back?

Re: That New SAS Breakfast Cereal

ChrisHemedinger — Mon, 01 Apr 2019 13:36:40 GMT

Oh, I haven't seen that in stores yet. What's the name again? Count PROCula? Frosted FREQs?

Sorry about the prize. Once in a while a box has to contain a MISSING value -- that's how you know it's made from real data.

Re: That New SAS Breakfast Cereal

SASKiwi — Tue, 02 Apr 2019 08:14:29 GMT

Actually, I wish SAS would go Italian, so I could write more spaghetti code and MACRO-oni's washed down with PROC-secco.

Re: That New SAS Breakfast Cereal

ccaulkins9 — Wed, 03 Apr 2019 15:21:28 GMT

if only iMac-aroni and cheese pro-Csecco were a thing... (rofl):D