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Gerald Tate's here.

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He wants to know
what's happening to his deal.

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Go get Harvey.

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== sync, corrected by <font color="#00ff00">elderman</font> ==

5
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I check.

6
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Raise.

7
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5,000.

8
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I'm all-in.

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You can pay me later.
I got to go.

10
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Gentlemen.

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I'm paying you millions,

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and you're telling me
I'm gonna get screwed?

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Jessica, have I come
at a bad time?

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Gerald, this is
Harvey Specter.

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He's our best closer.

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Well, if you're
the best closer,

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where the hell you been
for the last three hours?

18
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Well, Gerald, I specialize
in troubled situations,

19
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and when I left here
at 7:00 p.m.,

20
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this deal wasn't
in jeopardy,

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so I'm just trying to figure out
what happened in the interim.

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We keep offering more money.

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They keep rejecting it.

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It's last-minute
bad faith bullshit.

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Says here that Cooper
won't be staying on

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as honorary vice president.

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That's right.
I don't want him around.

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He wouldn't be around.

29
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It's an honorary position.

30
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I don't give a shit.

31
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Well, I think you do,

32
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because that's what's changed
since I left,

33
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which means it's you
who's been dealing in bad faith.

34
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Well, now that you've got
a grasp on what's happened

35
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in the goddamn interim,

36
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what are you
gonna do about it?

37
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Because he's not getting
that title.

38
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Well, let me make sure
I understand this, okay?

39
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We negotiated a deal that
gave you everything you wanted,

40
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Mr. Cooper signed it,
and now you won't close

41
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until we take away
the last shred of his dignity?

42
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- Bingo.
- Well, that's not gonna happen.

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- And why the hell not?
- Because I like Mr. Cooper,

44
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and my firm doesn't operate
in bad faith.

45
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Oh.
I see how it is.

46
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Instead of working Cooper,

47
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you're working me.

48
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Well, why don't you take
your pansy attitude

49
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back in there
and make him sign my deal?

50
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Or I'll pay someone else
your money

51
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to do it for me.
First of all, Gerald,

52
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if you think
anyone's gonna touch this deal

53
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after your bad faith,
you're mistaken.

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Second, the way
our agreement works is,

55
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the minute Cooper
signed the deal

56
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which gave you everything
you wanted,

57
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our fee was due and payable,
which is why at 7:30

58
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I received confirmation
of a wire transfer

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from escrow indicating payment
in full.

60
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So I'd say
the ball's in your court,

61
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but the truth is
your balls are in my fist.

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Now I apologize if that image
is too pansy for you,

63
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but I'm comfortable enough
with my manhood

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to put it out there.

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Now get your ass in there

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and close the goddamn deal.

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You gonna let him talk to me
like this?

68
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Harvey speaks for the firm.

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We got paid
before Gerald signed the deal?

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What are you talking about?
This is a memo

71
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about some fire drill
on Tuesday.

72
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- Huh.
- You're the blue team captain.

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You get to wear a fire hat.

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Time's up.

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Pencils down.

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Excuse me.
Do I know you from somewhere?

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I don't think so.

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I have a pretty good memory
for faces.

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So do I.

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- Sorry.
- I got it.

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Hey.
Hey!

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Stop! You in the cap!

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<font color=#00ff00>♪ Suits 1x01 ♪</font>
<font color=#00ffff>Pilot</font>
Original Air Date on June 23, 2011

84
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What did you get me?

85
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What I said
I was gonna get you.

86
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A 158.
I told you I wanted a 175.

87
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And I told you
only 1 out of 100 people

88
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can score that.

89
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You're a B-minus student.
You got 1,000 on your SATs.

90
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If I get you a 175,
they'll know you cheated.

91
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So only a genius loser
can get a 175?

92
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Actually, no.
I would get a 180.

93
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Now can I have my money,
please?

94
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Whoa.
This is only half.

95
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Then why don't you
go call the police?

96
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I got to get my shit
together.

97
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That's the best cheeseburger
I've had in my life.

98
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It's from Monday, Trevor.

99
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Look, man, I'm serious.

100
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I almost got caught today.

101
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I've got
to stop getting stoned.

102
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I've got to get
my act together.

103
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Dude, look at me.

104
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You can burn bud
and still be a success.

105
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You sell pot for a living.

106
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Still saps the motivation.

107
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All I'm saying is,
you want in,

108
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you are in.

109
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You know,
that is word for word

110
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your offer before I got caught

111
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cheating on your math test
in the third grade.

112
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Goddamn memory.

113
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Stop.

114
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Look, no one's gonna suspect
you're a dealer.

115
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I mean, look at me.

116
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This is a $2,000 suit, Mike.

117
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I got, like, 12 of 'em.

118
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I take on
real software projects.

119
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I have clients who bring me
briefcases filled with cash,

120
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and I hand them
identical briefcases

121
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with vacuum-sealed bud.

122
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So what do you need me for?

123
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Well, I have a client
coming in from out of town,

124
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and I can't meet him,

125
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and I need someone I can trust
to make the drop.

126
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It's totally safe.

127
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Trevor, a person
is more likely to die

128
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while dealing drugs
than they would be

129
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on death row in Texas.

130
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Wait.
What are you talking about?

131
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It's from <i>Freakonomics.</i>

132
00:07:05,734 --> 00:07:06,833
Do you read anything
that I give you?

133
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It doesn't matter,

134
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because you have to find
somebody else.

135
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I'm not interested.

136
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Not interested in what?

137
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What are you doing here?
You said you were gonna stay

138
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at your place tonight.

139
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Hi, sweetie.

140
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What a pleasant surprise.

141
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I'm so glad you stopped by.
Yeah.

142
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We're in the middle
of something.

143
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What are you
in the middle of?

144
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Trevor's trying
to set me up.

145
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That's terrific.

146
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Who's the lucky girl?

147
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I'm trying to get him
to work for me.

148
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That's a great idea.

149
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It will take some stress
off Trevor,

150
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and you'll pick up
writing code

151
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like you do everything else.

152
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All right.
I got to go.

153
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I got go get up early
to see my grandmother

154
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and pay them another month.

155
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Oh.

156
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- Good night.
- Bye.

157
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How did you know Gerald
wouldn't look at that memo?

158
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Because a charging bull
always looks at the red cape,

159
00:07:54,282 --> 00:07:55,749
not at the man
with the sword.

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By the way,
I've set up a meeting

161
00:07:57,951 --> 00:08:00,086
for you and John Dockery
next week.

162
00:08:00,154 --> 00:08:01,588
Dockery?
He's Skadden's biggest client.

163
00:08:01,655 --> 00:08:02,656
Not anymore.

164
00:08:02,723 --> 00:08:04,491
He's looking around.

165
00:08:04,559 --> 00:08:05,826
He plays tennis.
I want you to close him.

166
00:08:05,894 --> 00:08:07,261
Consider it done.

167
00:08:07,329 --> 00:08:10,298
Then you are
officially dismissed

168
00:08:10,366 --> 00:08:12,167
for the evening.

169
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Cheers.

170
00:08:13,903 --> 00:08:14,903
Well, you two seem
to be celebrating something.

171
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Mm-hmm.
We are.

172
00:08:17,307 --> 00:08:18,808
In fact, you are looking

173
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at the best closer
this city has ever seen.

174
00:08:20,177 --> 00:08:21,411
Closer, huh?

175
00:08:21,478 --> 00:08:22,811
Baseball?
Attorney.

176
00:08:22,879 --> 00:08:24,313
I close situations.

177
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Hmm.
So you only care about money?

178
00:08:26,283 --> 00:08:28,051
The truth is,
I do it for the children.

179
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I'm Lisa.

180
00:08:31,623 --> 00:08:32,857
Harvey.

181
00:08:32,925 --> 00:08:35,927
Lisa, I don't normally do this,

182
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but since we are celebrating,

183
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what time do you get off
tonight?

184
00:08:39,565 --> 00:08:41,499
I'm glad you asked.

185
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I get off at ten past
"I'm never going out with you."

186
00:08:48,375 --> 00:08:52,477
I guess you're not the best
closer this city's ever seen.

187
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♪ ♪

188
00:09:06,426 --> 00:09:07,926
Good morning.

189
00:09:07,994 --> 00:09:09,561
Lisa, this was lovely,

190
00:09:09,629 --> 00:09:11,330
but I'm afraid
you have to go.

191
00:09:11,398 --> 00:09:13,065
- Aw.
- I hate to miss a workout,

192
00:09:13,133 --> 00:09:15,367
and I really need
to be in the office by 7:30.

193
00:09:15,435 --> 00:09:17,636
I can make you breakfast?

194
00:09:17,704 --> 00:09:19,138
You could eat it
off my stomach.

195
00:09:19,205 --> 00:09:20,405
I guess if I skip the gym,

196
00:09:20,473 --> 00:09:22,374
I can still get in by 9:00.

197
00:09:33,953 --> 00:09:36,855
I hear someone's
not taking their pills.

198
00:09:36,923 --> 00:09:39,524
Because they're trying
to poison me.

199
00:09:39,592 --> 00:09:41,726
Grammy, that's crazy.

200
00:09:41,793 --> 00:09:43,194
Dr. Shrager gave me her word

201
00:09:43,261 --> 00:09:45,695
she wouldn't poison you
until January.

202
00:09:45,763 --> 00:09:47,297
If she does it before then,
she can't count it

203
00:09:47,365 --> 00:09:49,499
towards next year's quota.

204
00:09:52,002 --> 00:09:54,670
Oh, what did I teach you?

205
00:09:57,874 --> 00:10:01,376
Michael, I'm not gonna be
around forever.

206
00:10:01,444 --> 00:10:06,815
And I want you to stop
with that stuff.

207
00:10:06,883 --> 00:10:08,116
What stuff?

208
00:10:08,184 --> 00:10:10,685
I may be old,

209
00:10:10,753 --> 00:10:12,621
but I'm not an idiot.

210
00:10:12,689 --> 00:10:14,824
I know life has been hard
for you,

211
00:10:14,891 --> 00:10:16,325
but you're not a kid anymore,

212
00:10:16,393 --> 00:10:18,094
and I want you to promise

213
00:10:18,162 --> 00:10:20,497
you're gonna start living up
to your potential.

214
00:10:26,037 --> 00:10:27,771
I promise.

215
00:10:31,076 --> 00:10:33,044
I'm not saying that I haven't
been charmed by Harvey,

216
00:10:33,112 --> 00:10:34,879
but it's just so patronizing

217
00:10:34,947 --> 00:10:36,615
when you say
that he can handle those things

218
00:10:36,682 --> 00:10:38,149
and, "Louis,
you can only handle this."

219
00:10:38,217 --> 00:10:40,051
Jessica, I could have handled
Gerald Tate.

220
00:10:40,118 --> 00:10:41,385
And I told you
I disagree.

221
00:10:41,453 --> 00:10:43,287
- Why?
- Because when you put

222
00:10:43,355 --> 00:10:44,622
two bullies
in the same room together,

223
00:10:44,689 --> 00:10:46,623
things generally
don't go so well.

224
00:10:46,691 --> 00:10:48,091
It's 9:30.
Nice of you to show up

225
00:10:48,159 --> 00:10:49,959
two hours after we open
for business.

226
00:10:50,027 --> 00:10:51,994
And I see that you're also
trying to look like a pimp.

227
00:10:52,062 --> 00:10:54,863
My bad, Louis.
I was out late last night.

228
00:10:54,931 --> 00:10:55,797
And when I woke up,
this is the suit

229
00:10:55,865 --> 00:10:57,132
your wife picked out for me.

230
00:10:57,200 --> 00:10:58,767
And that would be funny

231
00:10:58,835 --> 00:11:00,569
if I'd actually been married.
Moving along.

232
00:11:00,637 --> 00:11:02,738
- You're not married?
- Recruiting. Harvey.

233
00:11:02,806 --> 00:11:04,440
Your interviews are set up
for tomorrow.

234
00:11:04,508 --> 00:11:05,942
What?
Why don't we just hire

235
00:11:06,010 --> 00:11:07,811
the Harvard summer associate
douche?

236
00:11:07,879 --> 00:11:09,980
I think if you listen
to the phrasing

237
00:11:10,048 --> 00:11:11,983
of that question,
you'll come up with an answer.

238
00:11:12,051 --> 00:11:13,785
We need people who think
on their feet,

239
00:11:13,853 --> 00:11:15,353
not another clone
with a rod up his ass.

240
00:11:15,421 --> 00:11:17,322
Harvey, the fact
that we only hire from Harvard

241
00:11:17,390 --> 00:11:19,257
gives us a cache
that's a little more valuable

242
00:11:19,325 --> 00:11:20,858
than hiring a kid
from Rutgers.

243
00:11:22,361 --> 00:11:24,629
You went to Harvard Law.

244
00:11:24,697 --> 00:11:26,531
I'm an exception.

245
00:11:26,599 --> 00:11:28,132
Find me another one.

246
00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:29,967
Can we please skip
the recruiting?

247
00:11:30,035 --> 00:11:31,669
I work better alone anyway.

248
00:11:31,736 --> 00:11:33,270
Well, I would, Harvey,

249
00:11:33,338 --> 00:11:35,306
except all senior partners
get an associate.

250
00:11:35,373 --> 00:11:37,174
It's just a rule.

251
00:11:37,242 --> 00:11:39,843
I'm sorry.
What?

252
00:11:39,911 --> 00:11:41,111
Jessica, I deserve
that promotion.

253
00:11:41,179 --> 00:11:42,879
My billables destroy his.

254
00:11:42,947 --> 00:11:45,348
And I'm here night and day
doing whatever's needed

255
00:11:45,416 --> 00:11:46,950
instead of swanning
in and out of here

256
00:11:47,018 --> 00:11:48,686
whenever I please.

257
00:11:48,753 --> 00:11:51,155
I must admit, he does make me
sound very swan-like.

258
00:11:51,222 --> 00:11:52,256
Harvey,

259
00:11:52,324 --> 00:11:54,124
shut up.

260
00:11:54,192 --> 00:11:57,061
Louis, this is how it is.

261
00:11:57,129 --> 00:12:00,398
All right,
now you two make nice.

262
00:12:00,465 --> 00:12:02,900
Louis, I apologize.
I was out of line.

263
00:12:02,968 --> 00:12:06,670
Now if you'll just let me text
your pretend wife

264
00:12:06,738 --> 00:12:09,941
that I just made senior partner,
I--what?

265
00:12:10,008 --> 00:12:11,942
Your grandmother's
getting worse.

266
00:12:12,010 --> 00:12:13,877
I need to move her
to full care

267
00:12:13,945 --> 00:12:15,912
or I'll have to transfer her
to the state facility.

268
00:12:15,980 --> 00:12:17,881
I won't put her
in a state facility.

269
00:12:17,949 --> 00:12:20,383
Then I'm afraid you'll have
to come up with $25,000.

270
00:12:22,820 --> 00:12:24,787
Trevor, I'm in.

271
00:12:24,855 --> 00:12:27,190
One-time deal.
I want 25.

272
00:12:27,257 --> 00:12:28,258
Take it or leave it.

273
00:12:28,325 --> 00:12:29,492
I'll take it.

274
00:12:29,560 --> 00:12:30,626
There's a briefcase in my room.

275
00:12:30,694 --> 00:12:31,794
Pick it up tomorrow,

276
00:12:31,862 --> 00:12:33,496
take it to room 2412

277
00:12:33,564 --> 00:12:34,963
at the Chilton Hotel.

278
00:12:35,031 --> 00:12:36,598
Now you can't go
to a luxury hotel

279
00:12:36,666 --> 00:12:38,467
looking like a delivery guy,
so shave,

280
00:12:38,534 --> 00:12:40,368
comb your hair,
buy a suit.

281
00:12:40,436 --> 00:12:42,103
That's a hell
of a lot to ask, man.

282
00:12:42,171 --> 00:12:44,538
Well, I'm not asking you.
I'm paying you $25,000.

283
00:12:44,606 --> 00:12:45,573
Okay?

284
00:12:45,641 --> 00:12:48,442
Yeah, he's in.

285
00:12:48,509 --> 00:12:49,810
Good.

286
00:12:49,877 --> 00:12:51,978
I'm gonna go take a piss.

287
00:12:57,651 --> 00:12:59,119
Key.

288
00:12:59,187 --> 00:13:00,321
24 hours, we'll know

289
00:13:00,388 --> 00:13:02,422
if this new buyer's a cop.

290
00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:03,724
Why didn't you tell Trevor
he might be sending

291
00:13:03,792 --> 00:13:05,292
his guy into a setup?

292
00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:06,293
Same reason
why I don't tell Gina

293
00:13:06,361 --> 00:13:07,528
I'm banging her sister.

294
00:13:07,596 --> 00:13:10,197
It'll only cause trouble.

295
00:13:10,265 --> 00:13:11,566
What's up?

296
00:13:11,634 --> 00:13:13,235
I'm just gonna take off.

297
00:13:13,302 --> 00:13:16,238
I don't think you should.

298
00:13:16,306 --> 00:13:18,274
Why don't you stay with us
till tomorrow?

299
00:13:18,341 --> 00:13:20,209
Now give me your cell phone.

300
00:13:20,276 --> 00:13:21,677
Give me your phone.

301
00:13:21,744 --> 00:13:26,013
Don't even think
about warning your boy.

302
00:13:26,081 --> 00:13:28,549
'Cause if these guys are cops,
whoever's holding that weed

303
00:13:28,617 --> 00:13:30,417
is going to jail
for a long time.

304
00:13:36,090 --> 00:13:37,591
Hey.

305
00:13:37,658 --> 00:13:39,559
Hey. God, you scared the hell
out of me.

306
00:13:39,627 --> 00:13:40,594
Sorry.

307
00:13:40,662 --> 00:13:44,765
Look at you.

308
00:13:44,833 --> 00:13:46,367
You look great.
Thanks.

309
00:13:46,435 --> 00:13:47,936
Tell me you decided
to work with Trevor.

310
00:13:48,003 --> 00:13:50,772
Yeah.
Trial basis. Yeah.

311
00:13:52,977 --> 00:13:54,644
What are you doing here?

312
00:13:54,712 --> 00:13:57,347
My mom is coming
by my place later.

313
00:13:57,415 --> 00:13:58,482
And I don't want
to mess it up,

314
00:13:58,549 --> 00:14:00,417
so I'm hanging here.

315
00:14:00,485 --> 00:14:02,452
Got to go.

316
00:14:02,520 --> 00:14:05,155
Hey.
Come here.

317
00:14:07,325 --> 00:14:09,526
Mm.

318
00:14:09,594 --> 00:14:11,528
You want to look perfect
on your first day.

319
00:14:11,596 --> 00:14:13,397
Yeah.

320
00:14:18,469 --> 00:14:20,037
I've got to go.

321
00:14:21,639 --> 00:14:22,906
Mm-hmm.

322
00:14:38,390 --> 00:14:40,491
Great. Thanks.

323
00:14:40,559 --> 00:14:43,528
Donna, we're gonna need
to streamline this.

324
00:14:43,596 --> 00:14:45,363
Give each guy a hard time.

325
00:14:45,431 --> 00:14:46,932
Before you send them back,

326
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,533
give me a wink
if they say something clever.

327
00:14:48,601 --> 00:14:50,269
Cool?
Okay.

328
00:14:50,336 --> 00:14:51,336
What are you looking for?

329
00:14:51,404 --> 00:14:53,605
Another me.

330
00:15:17,096 --> 00:15:19,564
So, Chip,

331
00:15:19,632 --> 00:15:21,466
what makes you think

332
00:15:21,533 --> 00:15:23,067
that I'm gonna let
the whitest man

333
00:15:23,135 --> 00:15:25,269
that I have ever seen
interview for our firm?

334
00:15:25,337 --> 00:15:28,172
Because I have
an appointment.

335
00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:30,808
Hmm.

336
00:15:55,502 --> 00:15:56,970
You can do this.

337
00:16:12,218 --> 00:16:13,852
Kid, what is wrong with you?

338
00:16:13,919 --> 00:16:15,186
You look
like you're 11 years old.

339
00:16:15,254 --> 00:16:17,255
I was late to puberty.

340
00:16:20,592 --> 00:16:22,160
Harvey Specter.

341
00:16:47,389 --> 00:16:49,124
Uh, excuse me.

342
00:16:49,191 --> 00:16:51,259
I was thinking
about going for a swim.

343
00:16:51,327 --> 00:16:52,561
Are the pool facilities here
nice?

344
00:16:52,629 --> 00:16:53,796
Of course, sir.

345
00:16:53,863 --> 00:16:56,899
This is the Chilton Hotel.

346
00:16:59,569 --> 00:17:01,003
And do you have the time?

347
00:17:01,071 --> 00:17:04,072
Yes, uh...

348
00:17:04,140 --> 00:17:07,241
10:00.
Thanks.

349
00:17:11,246 --> 00:17:12,746
- He saw your gun.
- You think that's him?

350
00:17:18,986 --> 00:17:20,454
Matches the description.

351
00:17:20,521 --> 00:17:22,189
But he didn't go
in the room.

352
00:17:22,257 --> 00:17:23,157
It's 10:00 exactly.
He's just walking by?

353
00:17:27,430 --> 00:17:29,264
Go after him.
Stay on the radio.

354
00:17:50,389 --> 00:17:53,557
Rick Sorkin.

355
00:17:53,625 --> 00:17:55,960
Rick Sorkin.

356
00:17:58,897 --> 00:18:00,097
Rick Sorkin?

357
00:18:00,165 --> 00:18:02,366
Excuse me, Mr. Sorkin,

358
00:18:02,434 --> 00:18:03,901
you are five minutes late.

359
00:18:03,969 --> 00:18:05,636
Is there a reason
why I should let you in?

360
00:18:08,206 --> 00:18:10,241
Look, I'm just trying
to ditch the cops, okay?

361
00:18:10,308 --> 00:18:12,977
I don't really care
if you let me in or not.

362
00:18:21,319 --> 00:18:22,519
Mr. Specter will be
right with you.

363
00:18:22,587 --> 00:18:24,987
What?

364
00:18:25,055 --> 00:18:28,890
Can I get you anything?
A coffee or a bottle of water?

365
00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:32,961
Hi, Rick Sorkin.

366
00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:34,929
Harvey Specter.
Nice to meet you.

367
00:18:34,997 --> 00:18:37,432
Why don't you have
a seat here?

368
00:18:37,499 --> 00:18:39,601
Whoa.
What's this?

369
00:18:46,843 --> 00:18:47,776
Can I help you?

370
00:18:47,844 --> 00:18:50,246
No.

371
00:18:52,616 --> 00:18:55,351
How the hell did you know
they were the police?

372
00:18:55,419 --> 00:18:57,787
I read this novel
in elementary school,

373
00:18:57,855 --> 00:18:59,189
and it was
the exact same thing.

374
00:18:59,256 --> 00:19:01,891
You read a novel
in elementary school.

375
00:19:01,959 --> 00:19:04,160
What?
I like to read.

376
00:19:04,228 --> 00:19:06,595
And why'd you ask them
what time it was?

377
00:19:06,663 --> 00:19:07,963
Throw 'em off.

378
00:19:08,031 --> 00:19:09,331
What kind of drug dealer

379
00:19:09,399 --> 00:19:10,999
asks a cop
what time it is

380
00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:12,801
when he's got a briefcase
full of pot, right?

381
00:19:12,868 --> 00:19:15,136
We should hire you.

382
00:19:15,204 --> 00:19:16,938
Jesus, I'd give you
the 25 grand

383
00:19:17,005 --> 00:19:18,206
as a signing bonus.

384
00:19:18,273 --> 00:19:19,641
I'll take it.

385
00:19:19,708 --> 00:19:21,410
Unfortunately,

386
00:19:21,477 --> 00:19:23,045
we only hire
from Harvard.

387
00:19:23,112 --> 00:19:26,382
And you not only did not go
to Harvard Law School,

388
00:19:26,449 --> 00:19:28,584
you haven't even gone
to any law school.

389
00:19:28,652 --> 00:19:31,054
What if I told you
that I consume knowledge

390
00:19:31,121 --> 00:19:32,322
like no one you've ever met,

391
00:19:32,389 --> 00:19:34,257
and I've actually passed
the bar?

392
00:19:34,325 --> 00:19:37,661
I'd say
you're full of crap.

393
00:19:37,729 --> 00:19:40,364
That's a Barbri legal handbook
right there, right?

394
00:19:40,432 --> 00:19:41,999
Open it up.
Read me something.

395
00:19:42,067 --> 00:19:45,069
Anything.

396
00:19:48,439 --> 00:19:51,408
"Civil liability associated
with agency is based

397
00:19:51,475 --> 00:19:53,843
on several factors--"
"including the deviation

398
00:19:53,910 --> 00:19:55,411
"of the agent
from his path,

399
00:19:55,479 --> 00:19:57,379
"the reasonable inference
of agency on behalf

400
00:19:57,447 --> 00:19:58,513
"of the plaintiff,
and the nature

401
00:19:58,581 --> 00:20:01,316
of the damages themselves."

402
00:20:01,384 --> 00:20:03,385
How did you know that?

403
00:20:03,453 --> 00:20:07,257
I learned it when I studied
for the bar.

404
00:20:07,324 --> 00:20:11,161
Okay, hotshot,

405
00:20:11,229 --> 00:20:13,097
fire up this laptop.

406
00:20:13,165 --> 00:20:15,833
I'm gonna show you

407
00:20:15,901 --> 00:20:18,336
what a Harvard attorney
can do.

408
00:20:18,404 --> 00:20:21,539
Pick a topic.

409
00:20:21,607 --> 00:20:23,208
Stock option backdating.

410
00:20:23,275 --> 00:20:25,176
Although backdating options
is legal,

411
00:20:25,244 --> 00:20:27,912
violations arise
related to disclosures

412
00:20:27,980 --> 00:20:31,048
under IRC Section 409a.

413
00:20:31,116 --> 00:20:33,217
You forgot
about Sarbanes-Oxley.

414
00:20:33,285 --> 00:20:34,752
The statute of limitations

415
00:20:34,819 --> 00:20:37,354
renders Sarbanes-Oxley moot
post 2007.

416
00:20:37,422 --> 00:20:39,223
Not if you can find actions

417
00:20:39,290 --> 00:20:40,991
to cover up the violation

418
00:20:41,059 --> 00:20:44,662
as established in
the Sixth Circuit, May 2008.

419
00:20:44,730 --> 00:20:47,732
That's impressive, but you're
sitting at a computer.

420
00:20:49,067 --> 00:20:50,834
Playing hearts.

421
00:20:50,902 --> 00:20:53,604
Sorry.
If you want to beat me,

422
00:20:53,671 --> 00:20:55,339
you're gonna have to do it
at something else.

423
00:20:55,407 --> 00:20:57,207
How can you know
all that?

424
00:20:57,275 --> 00:20:58,742
I told you.
I like to read.

425
00:20:58,810 --> 00:21:01,612
And once I read something,
I understand it.

426
00:21:01,679 --> 00:21:04,815
And once I understand it,
I never forget it.

427
00:21:04,882 --> 00:21:06,450
Why take the bar?

428
00:21:08,353 --> 00:21:10,254
This dickhead bet me
I couldn't pass it

429
00:21:10,322 --> 00:21:11,455
without going to law school.

430
00:21:14,226 --> 00:21:16,127
Okay, look,

431
00:21:16,194 --> 00:21:18,329
this is
all pretty fascinating stuff,

432
00:21:18,396 --> 00:21:20,498
but I'm afraid
I got to get back to work.

433
00:21:20,565 --> 00:21:23,100
I'll make sure
that Serpico isn't around

434
00:21:23,168 --> 00:21:25,102
waiting for you.

435
00:21:38,616 --> 00:21:40,484
You want this job so much,

436
00:21:40,551 --> 00:21:42,385
why didn't you just go
to law school?

437
00:21:42,453 --> 00:21:44,787
When I was in college,

438
00:21:44,855 --> 00:21:46,355
it was my dream
to be a lawyer.

439
00:21:46,423 --> 00:21:48,824
I needed some money,

440
00:21:48,892 --> 00:21:50,025
and Trevor convinced me

441
00:21:50,093 --> 00:21:52,094
to memorize this math test

442
00:21:52,161 --> 00:21:56,163
and to sell it.

443
00:21:56,231 --> 00:21:58,332
Turns out we sold it
to the Dean's daughter.

444
00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:00,835
I lost my scholarship,
I got kicked out of school,

445
00:22:00,902 --> 00:22:05,573
I...

446
00:22:05,641 --> 00:22:09,044
I got knocked
into a different life.

447
00:22:09,111 --> 00:22:12,413
And I have been wishing
for a way back ever since.

448
00:22:16,186 --> 00:22:17,987
Let me tell you something.

449
00:22:18,054 --> 00:22:20,690
This isn't elementary school.
This is hard work.

450
00:22:20,757 --> 00:22:22,692
Long hours.
High pressure.

451
00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:24,862
I need a grown goddamn man.

452
00:22:24,929 --> 00:22:26,931
You give me this,

453
00:22:26,998 --> 00:22:28,933
and I will work
as hard as it takes

454
00:22:29,001 --> 00:22:30,635
to school those Harvard douches

455
00:22:30,703 --> 00:22:32,470
and become the best lawyer
you have ever seen.

456
00:22:32,538 --> 00:22:34,907
I'm inclined
to give you a shot,

457
00:22:34,974 --> 00:22:36,442
but what if I decide
to go another way?

458
00:22:36,510 --> 00:22:38,778
I'd say that's fair.

459
00:22:38,845 --> 00:22:40,212
Sometimes I like to hang out
with people

460
00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:41,981
who aren't that bright,
you know,

461
00:22:42,048 --> 00:22:43,148
just to see
how the other half lives.

462
00:22:43,216 --> 00:22:45,450
Move over.

463
00:22:45,518 --> 00:22:48,319
I'm emailing the firm
I just found our next associate.

464
00:22:53,558 --> 00:22:55,493
All right.
You're gonna start a week

465
00:22:55,494 --> 00:22:56,167
from Monday.

466
00:22:56,168 --> 00:22:57,383
Here's what you're gonna do.

467
00:22:57,384 --> 00:22:59,218
First, no more pot.
We drug test.

468
00:22:59,974 --> 00:23:01,295
Stop smoking now,
you'll be fine,

469
00:23:01,296 --> 00:23:02,763
I assume that's all the drugs
you do.

470
00:23:02,847 --> 00:23:04,548
- How do you know that?
- You read books, I read people.

471
00:23:04,970 --> 00:23:07,205
And potheads smoke pot.
That's what they do.

472
00:23:07,273 --> 00:23:09,074
It's not all I do.
I have interests.

473
00:23:09,141 --> 00:23:10,542
You're Albert
friggin' Einstein,

474
00:23:10,610 --> 00:23:12,211
and you couldn't manage
to get into law school?

475
00:23:12,279 --> 00:23:13,546
You think that's not
from smoking weed?

476
00:23:13,613 --> 00:23:14,914
- Trevor got--
- That's another thing.

477
00:23:14,981 --> 00:23:16,324
You're never gonna talk
to Trevor again.

478
00:23:16,325 --> 00:23:17,566
You're gonna ditch
that briefcase,

479
00:23:17,567 --> 00:23:19,129
and you're gonna get on a plane
to Harvard,

480
00:23:19,130 --> 00:23:20,506
and you're gonna learn
everything there is

481
00:23:20,507 --> 00:23:21,541
about going
to law school there.

482
00:23:21,892 --> 00:23:23,343
- Did you buy that suit?
- Yeah.

483
00:23:23,344 --> 00:23:25,045
Let's buy some new ones.

484
00:23:32,197 --> 00:23:35,666
Hi.

485
00:23:35,734 --> 00:23:38,235
How do I sign up
for today's law school tour?

486
00:23:38,302 --> 00:23:40,437
You go back in time
six weeks

487
00:23:40,505 --> 00:23:41,872
because
that's when it booked up.

488
00:23:41,940 --> 00:23:43,574
Um...

489
00:23:43,642 --> 00:23:45,943
This is Harvard Law.

490
00:23:46,011 --> 00:23:48,046
We get over 7,000 applications
a year.

491
00:23:48,114 --> 00:23:51,550
You think you can just walk in
and take a tour?

492
00:23:51,618 --> 00:23:53,886
Thank you.

493
00:23:53,954 --> 00:23:56,856
Eduardo Fernandez,
who, first of all,

494
00:23:56,924 --> 00:23:59,626
looks like he works
at the public pool or something,

495
00:23:59,694 --> 00:24:01,362
and he comes up to me
the other day,

496
00:24:01,429 --> 00:24:02,663
and I completely know
he's a freshman.

497
00:24:02,730 --> 00:24:04,064
And he looks at me
and he goes,

498
00:24:04,132 --> 00:24:05,299
"Where's
the public health school?"

499
00:24:05,366 --> 00:24:06,934
Which is right
around the corner,

500
00:24:07,001 --> 00:24:08,235
and you know what I tell him?
Clifford Watkins?

501
00:24:08,303 --> 00:24:09,904
Excuse me.

502
00:24:09,971 --> 00:24:10,971
Can I help you?

503
00:24:11,039 --> 00:24:12,706
Jonathan Atwater.

504
00:24:12,774 --> 00:24:14,341
I work for Dean Wormer
in the Admissions Office.

505
00:24:14,409 --> 00:24:16,610
Yes, of course.
What can I do for you?

506
00:24:16,678 --> 00:24:18,379
Well, the Dean
personally sent me down here

507
00:24:18,447 --> 00:24:20,681
to invite you
to a small cocktail hour

508
00:24:20,749 --> 00:24:24,719
for some of
our more realistic candidates.

509
00:24:24,786 --> 00:24:27,021
And we'd like to keep
this sort of thing discreet,

510
00:24:27,088 --> 00:24:29,290
so if you'd subtly hand me
your name tag,

511
00:24:29,358 --> 00:24:32,593
you can proceed
directly to the Dean's office.

512
00:24:32,661 --> 00:24:34,562
Congratulations.

513
00:24:38,466 --> 00:24:40,701
Harvard Law
is the oldest law school

514
00:24:40,768 --> 00:24:42,369
in the country
and boasts

515
00:24:42,437 --> 00:24:44,904
the most successful graduates
in the world.

516
00:24:44,972 --> 00:24:48,141
Currently, we are six
of nine Supreme Court Justices

517
00:24:48,209 --> 00:24:50,744
and, of course, the President
of the United States.

518
00:25:40,931 --> 00:25:42,598
Uh, hi, good morning.

519
00:25:42,666 --> 00:25:43,632
I'm here to see--
Have a seat.

520
00:25:50,139 --> 00:25:52,640
Thank you.

521
00:26:09,959 --> 00:26:11,392
Mike Ross?

522
00:26:11,460 --> 00:26:13,594
Hi, I'm Rachel Zane.

523
00:26:13,662 --> 00:26:15,663
I'll be giving you
your orientation.

524
00:26:15,730 --> 00:26:18,799
- Wow. You're pretty.
- Good. You've hit on me.

525
00:26:18,867 --> 00:26:21,201
We can get it out of the way
that I am not interested.

526
00:26:21,269 --> 00:26:22,336
No, I'm sorry.
I wasn't hitting on you.

527
00:26:22,403 --> 00:26:23,403
Trust me.

528
00:26:23,471 --> 00:26:25,005
I've given dozens of these,

529
00:26:25,073 --> 00:26:26,940
and without fail,
whatever new hotshot it is

530
00:26:27,008 --> 00:26:28,308
thinks that,
because I'm just a paralegal,

531
00:26:28,376 --> 00:26:30,076
that I will
somehow be blown away

532
00:26:30,144 --> 00:26:31,511
by his dazzling degree.

533
00:26:31,579 --> 00:26:33,814
Let me assure you,
I won't.

534
00:26:33,882 --> 00:26:37,352
I was.
I was hitting on you.

535
00:26:37,419 --> 00:26:39,187
You were.
Take notes.

536
00:26:39,255 --> 00:26:40,455
I'm not gonna repeat myself.

537
00:26:40,522 --> 00:26:43,826
I love you.

538
00:26:43,894 --> 00:26:46,863
The firm operates
on a chain of command model.

539
00:26:46,930 --> 00:26:48,465
Harvey's
your commanding officer.

540
00:26:48,532 --> 00:26:50,333
However, Louis Litt,
he oversees all associates,

541
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:51,967
so you'll also answer
to him.

542
00:26:52,035 --> 00:26:53,769
What do you think
about Harvey?

543
00:26:53,837 --> 00:26:55,538
People are in awe of him.

544
00:26:55,606 --> 00:26:57,273
They say he's the best closer
there is,

545
00:26:57,341 --> 00:26:58,608
but I have very little contact
with him,

546
00:26:58,675 --> 00:26:59,809
so I don't know.

547
00:26:59,877 --> 00:27:02,178
And what about Louis Litt?

548
00:27:02,246 --> 00:27:07,316
Let's continue
with your tour.

549
00:27:07,384 --> 00:27:09,551
Hey, Becky.
You are glowing.

550
00:27:09,619 --> 00:27:11,153
I wonder why that is.
Oh, yeah.

551
00:27:11,221 --> 00:27:13,489
It's the day
they announce my promotion.

552
00:27:13,556 --> 00:27:15,058
Jimmy, have you lost weight?

553
00:27:15,126 --> 00:27:17,193
Steve-O.

554
00:27:17,261 --> 00:27:19,930
Looking like a guy
who came to work.

555
00:27:19,998 --> 00:27:22,233
Excuse me,
why are you scratching off

556
00:27:22,300 --> 00:27:23,567
the senior off my door?

557
00:27:23,635 --> 00:27:25,569
I got a work order
to take it off.

558
00:27:25,637 --> 00:27:27,571
- Who issued the work order?
- My supervisor.

559
00:27:27,639 --> 00:27:29,574
Why did he issue
the work order?

560
00:27:29,642 --> 00:27:31,576
If I knew that,
I'd be his supervisor.

561
00:27:31,643 --> 00:27:33,444
You seem
to be enjoying yourself.

562
00:27:33,512 --> 00:27:35,847
I haven't enjoyed myself
since 2004.

563
00:27:35,915 --> 00:27:37,682
Donna!

564
00:27:37,750 --> 00:27:40,251
Someone's trying to have
a little fun with me here.

565
00:27:40,318 --> 00:27:42,954
Jessica wants to see you
in her office.

566
00:27:43,021 --> 00:27:44,722
Now.

567
00:27:44,790 --> 00:27:50,594
And finally,
this is where you'll live.

568
00:27:50,662 --> 00:27:52,430
Wow.

569
00:27:52,497 --> 00:27:54,598
I gave you that for a reason.
You haven't taken one note.

570
00:27:54,666 --> 00:27:55,833
- That's because--
- Because you were

571
00:27:55,901 --> 00:27:57,468
too busy ogling me to listen

572
00:27:57,536 --> 00:27:58,769
to a word I've said?

573
00:28:01,473 --> 00:28:03,274
Partners' offices
anchor the wings.

574
00:28:03,342 --> 00:28:05,910
Fifth floor's research,
sixth is security.

575
00:28:05,977 --> 00:28:08,613
All work gets billed,
even if it's finding an address.

576
00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:09,981
I answer to Harvey

577
00:28:10,049 --> 00:28:11,650
and Louis Litt,
and, judging by the way

578
00:28:11,718 --> 00:28:13,419
you responded to my questions,

579
00:28:13,486 --> 00:28:16,088
I should admire Harvey
and I should fear Louis.

580
00:28:16,156 --> 00:28:17,790
You have been here
for five years,

581
00:28:17,857 --> 00:28:19,224
and just because I outrank you

582
00:28:19,292 --> 00:28:20,392
does not mean
I have the authority

583
00:28:20,460 --> 00:28:21,627
to command your services.

584
00:28:21,695 --> 00:28:23,062
Oh, it's also pretty clear

585
00:28:23,129 --> 00:28:24,497
that you think
you're too smart

586
00:28:24,564 --> 00:28:25,631
to be a paralegal.

587
00:28:25,699 --> 00:28:28,001
You know what nobody likes?

588
00:28:28,069 --> 00:28:29,736
Nobody likes a showoff.

589
00:28:29,804 --> 00:28:33,106
You used the word "ogling."

590
00:28:33,174 --> 00:28:35,275
When do I get
to see Harvey?

591
00:28:35,343 --> 00:28:37,577
Gerald Tate
fired the firm.

592
00:28:37,645 --> 00:28:39,780
So you're taking
my promotion away.

593
00:28:39,848 --> 00:28:42,649
You know, most firms would put
you in front of the bar

594
00:28:42,717 --> 00:28:44,284
and have your license stripped.

595
00:28:44,352 --> 00:28:46,086
You lied to a client,
and he figured it out.

596
00:28:46,154 --> 00:28:48,489
I lied to him to get him
to do the right thing

597
00:28:48,556 --> 00:28:50,057
and honor his goddamn contract.

598
00:28:50,125 --> 00:28:51,325
And you didn't seem
to mind so much

599
00:28:51,392 --> 00:28:52,626
when you thought
I got away with it.

600
00:28:52,694 --> 00:28:54,828
But you didn't get away
with it.

601
00:28:54,896 --> 00:28:57,265
And I can't justify handing you
a promotion

602
00:28:57,332 --> 00:28:58,633
on the same day that you lose
a huge client.

603
00:28:58,700 --> 00:29:01,269
One client
doesn't make a firm.

604
00:29:01,336 --> 00:29:02,771
I don't know
if you've noticed,

605
00:29:02,838 --> 00:29:05,140
but we're in the middle
of an economic meltdown.

606
00:29:05,208 --> 00:29:06,575
Companies
aren't exactly lining up

607
00:29:06,642 --> 00:29:08,443
to spend money
on attorneys right now.

608
00:29:08,511 --> 00:29:11,546
And, you know, Gerald might
have forgiven the lying

609
00:29:11,614 --> 00:29:13,881
had you not humiliated him.

610
00:29:13,949 --> 00:29:16,350
But you did,
and you need to accept that.

611
00:29:19,521 --> 00:29:22,423
Jessica, if you hadn't done
as much for me as you have,

612
00:29:22,490 --> 00:29:24,458
I'd be heading
for the door.

613
00:29:24,526 --> 00:29:27,194
If I hadn't done as much
for you as I have,

614
00:29:27,262 --> 00:29:29,062
I'd be throwing you
out the window.

615
00:29:29,130 --> 00:29:33,167
But, Harvey,
no more shenanigans.

616
00:29:33,234 --> 00:29:36,070
You do one more thing
that isn't straight as an arrow,

617
00:29:36,138 --> 00:29:38,139
and instead
of covering your ass,

618
00:29:38,207 --> 00:29:39,674
I will put you
in front of the bar myself.

619
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:45,381
- Mike.
- Hey.

620
00:29:45,448 --> 00:29:47,950
Who's ready
for a great first day?

621
00:29:48,018 --> 00:29:49,852
I'm gonna have
to let you go.

622
00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:50,886
- What?
- I just got reamed

623
00:29:50,954 --> 00:29:52,488
for lying to a client,

624
00:29:52,556 --> 00:29:54,156
and if they find out
that I lied about you

625
00:29:54,224 --> 00:29:55,491
going to Harvard,
they'll take away my license.

626
00:29:55,558 --> 00:29:56,759
You what?

627
00:29:56,826 --> 00:29:59,327
Not now, Donna.

628
00:29:59,395 --> 00:30:00,895
Look, I have to put
my own interests

629
00:30:00,963 --> 00:30:02,397
above yours.
It's nothing personal.

630
00:30:02,464 --> 00:30:04,999
You're fired.

631
00:30:05,066 --> 00:30:08,468
Wait, so you're worried
that if I stay,

632
00:30:08,536 --> 00:30:11,805
then they might find out
that you lied about me

633
00:30:11,873 --> 00:30:14,208
and you'll lose your license.

634
00:30:14,276 --> 00:30:16,477
But if you fire me,
then I could tell them

635
00:30:16,545 --> 00:30:18,113
that you lied about me,

636
00:30:18,180 --> 00:30:19,681
and you'd definitely lose
your license.

637
00:30:19,749 --> 00:30:22,318
Are you telling me that

638
00:30:22,385 --> 00:30:23,853
if I throw you under the bus,

639
00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:25,287
you're gonna drag me
with you?

640
00:30:25,355 --> 00:30:27,323
You put your interests
above mine,

641
00:30:27,391 --> 00:30:30,893
and I'm just putting mine
back up next to yours.

642
00:30:33,029 --> 00:30:34,096
You're rehired.

643
00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:38,901
So should I--
all right.

644
00:30:38,968 --> 00:30:41,437
Here's what's gonna happen.
You're gonna give me back

645
00:30:41,504 --> 00:30:42,804
my promotion,
and that's the last

646
00:30:42,872 --> 00:30:43,972
we're gonna talk about this.

647
00:30:44,039 --> 00:30:45,673
And why is that?

648
00:30:45,741 --> 00:30:47,508
Because if you don't,
I'm gonna go across town

649
00:30:47,576 --> 00:30:49,343
and join Rick Peterson.

650
00:30:49,411 --> 00:30:51,312
I'm gonna approach every client
I've ever closed,

651
00:30:51,380 --> 00:30:53,181
and I'm gonna
take them with me.

652
00:30:53,248 --> 00:30:54,983
You do that,
and you'll force me

653
00:30:55,050 --> 00:30:56,551
to put you in front
of the ethics board.

654
00:30:56,619 --> 00:30:58,286
- I don't think you will.
- And why not?

655
00:30:58,354 --> 00:30:59,922
Because you were obligated
to notify them

656
00:30:59,989 --> 00:31:02,057
the second I lied to Gerald,
but you didn't.

657
00:31:02,125 --> 00:31:03,826
You put me in front
of the board right now,

658
00:31:03,894 --> 00:31:05,161
I'll put you right up there
with me.

659
00:31:05,229 --> 00:31:07,731
Hmm.

660
00:31:12,104 --> 00:31:16,140
I'll...I'll give you
your promotion.

661
00:31:16,208 --> 00:31:17,909
But you have to do something
for me.

662
00:31:17,976 --> 00:31:19,143
Anything.

663
00:31:19,211 --> 00:31:21,479
Ah.
Pro bono.

664
00:31:21,547 --> 00:31:22,580
Anything but that.

665
00:31:22,648 --> 00:31:24,149
Harvey, pro bono cases

666
00:31:24,217 --> 00:31:25,985
are how we, as a firm,
show that we care

667
00:31:26,052 --> 00:31:27,519
about more
than just ourselves.

668
00:31:27,587 --> 00:31:29,788
I'm not saying
we shouldn't do them.

669
00:31:29,856 --> 00:31:31,290
I'm saying
I shouldn't do them.

670
00:31:31,357 --> 00:31:32,858
And it's how you can show me

671
00:31:32,926 --> 00:31:35,360
that you care about more
than just yourself.

672
00:31:35,428 --> 00:31:37,663
You'll handle this yourself.

673
00:31:37,731 --> 00:31:39,031
You will not pass it off.

674
00:31:39,099 --> 00:31:41,633
Absolutely.

675
00:31:44,638 --> 00:31:46,039
Your first case.

676
00:31:46,106 --> 00:31:47,073
Awesome.
What is it?

677
00:31:47,141 --> 00:31:48,075
Pro bono.

678
00:31:48,142 --> 00:31:49,677
Sexual harassment.

679
00:31:49,744 --> 00:31:51,779
Don't tell anyone
I laid it off on you,

680
00:31:51,846 --> 00:31:53,614
and don't screw it up.
Got it.

681
00:31:53,682 --> 00:31:56,651
You can't handle it.
I'll knock it out of the park.

682
00:31:56,718 --> 00:31:58,753
Easy, Clarence Thomas.
Just go meet the client.

683
00:31:58,821 --> 00:32:01,857
Hey. Didn't I tell you
to get some better suits?

684
00:32:01,925 --> 00:32:03,959
I spent $500.

685
00:32:04,027 --> 00:32:05,895
For how many suits?

686
00:32:05,963 --> 00:32:08,197
Five.

687
00:32:08,265 --> 00:32:09,598
What?

688
00:32:09,666 --> 00:32:11,200
Nancy?

689
00:32:11,268 --> 00:32:12,868
- Mike?
- Yeah, hi.

690
00:32:15,105 --> 00:32:17,173
You're a kid.

691
00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:19,241
No, I'm a--
I'm a grown man.

692
00:32:19,309 --> 00:32:22,044
You're so skinny.
Have a grape.

693
00:32:22,112 --> 00:32:24,747
Thank you.

694
00:32:24,814 --> 00:32:26,782
Why don't you tell me
your story?

695
00:32:26,849 --> 00:32:28,483
It started two years ago.

696
00:32:28,551 --> 00:32:29,951
I was a stay-at-home mom

697
00:32:30,019 --> 00:32:31,920
to my son, Freddie.

698
00:32:31,987 --> 00:32:33,821
And one day
we were at little league,

699
00:32:33,889 --> 00:32:35,456
Freddie was five.

700
00:32:35,523 --> 00:32:36,890
He really hated
that he couldn't play

701
00:32:36,958 --> 00:32:38,292
with the older kids.

702
00:32:38,359 --> 00:32:40,860
It was the third inning,
and I got a phone call.

703
00:32:40,928 --> 00:32:42,195
My husband had been
in a car accident,

704
00:32:42,263 --> 00:32:45,264
and he was gone,
just like that.

705
00:32:45,332 --> 00:32:47,633
I'm so sorry.

706
00:32:47,701 --> 00:32:50,737
I did the best I could.

707
00:32:50,805 --> 00:32:52,606
I got myself a job
as a secretary

708
00:32:52,673 --> 00:32:53,974
at Devlin McGreggor.

709
00:32:54,041 --> 00:32:55,242
And I even got promoted

710
00:32:55,309 --> 00:32:56,510
to secretary of the president,

711
00:32:56,577 --> 00:32:58,612
Charles Hunt.

712
00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:01,749
And that's
when it all changed.

713
00:33:01,816 --> 00:33:04,151
It's okay.
Tell me what happened.

714
00:33:04,219 --> 00:33:06,387
He started asking me
to stay late,

715
00:33:06,455 --> 00:33:09,557
order in dinners together,
stuff like that.

716
00:33:09,625 --> 00:33:11,927
One night, he says
that if I sleep with him,

717
00:33:11,995 --> 00:33:13,362
he's gonna take care of me
in the firm,

718
00:33:13,429 --> 00:33:15,964
and, if I don't,
he's gonna fire me.

719
00:33:16,032 --> 00:33:17,199
So what did you do?

720
00:33:17,267 --> 00:33:18,534
I went to Human Resources.

721
00:33:18,602 --> 00:33:20,503
They said they investigated,

722
00:33:20,571 --> 00:33:22,972
couldn't find anything
to support my claim.

723
00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:24,507
Two months later,
I was fired

724
00:33:24,575 --> 00:33:26,276
for poor job performance.

725
00:33:26,344 --> 00:33:27,945
They wouldn't let me
say good-bye to anybody.

726
00:33:28,012 --> 00:33:30,314
They wouldn't write me
a letter of recommendation.

727
00:33:30,382 --> 00:33:31,983
I wasn't looking
for a payoff.

728
00:33:32,050 --> 00:33:34,451
All I wanted
was for it to stop.

729
00:33:34,519 --> 00:33:36,386
Can you help me?

730
00:33:36,454 --> 00:33:39,389
Uh, yes.

731
00:33:39,457 --> 00:33:41,791
Yes, I can.

732
00:33:41,859 --> 00:33:43,326
What do you need
my help for?

733
00:33:43,394 --> 00:33:45,428
- Wait, can I just--
- No, give me the update.

734
00:33:45,495 --> 00:33:47,730
You know,
she's a nice woman.

735
00:33:47,798 --> 00:33:49,165
She--
On the case.

736
00:33:49,233 --> 00:33:50,633
I don't get
emotionally attached

737
00:33:50,701 --> 00:33:52,034
to the client.

738
00:33:52,102 --> 00:33:53,837
This woman had
her life ripped apart.

739
00:33:53,905 --> 00:33:55,439
You don't even care?

740
00:33:55,507 --> 00:33:57,141
I'm not about caring.
I'm about winning.

741
00:33:57,209 --> 00:33:59,010
Why can't you be
about both?

742
00:33:59,077 --> 00:34:00,578
I'd explain it to you,

743
00:34:00,646 --> 00:34:03,881
but then I'd have
to care about you.

744
00:34:03,949 --> 00:34:05,516
What are you doing?

745
00:34:05,584 --> 00:34:06,751
Don't touch that.

746
00:34:06,818 --> 00:34:08,519
I'm just checking my lock.

747
00:34:08,587 --> 00:34:11,689
You ride your bike to...

748
00:34:11,757 --> 00:34:12,724
It's locked, okay?

749
00:34:12,791 --> 00:34:14,325
Come on.

750
00:34:19,398 --> 00:34:21,299
Defense sent over
the investigation files

751
00:34:21,367 --> 00:34:22,901
as a courtesy.
No, they didn't.

752
00:34:22,968 --> 00:34:24,369
Nobody does anything
as a courtesy.

753
00:34:24,437 --> 00:34:26,004
They sent those files

754
00:34:26,072 --> 00:34:27,205
because that's
where they want you to look.

755
00:34:27,273 --> 00:34:28,507
Listen, being a lawyer's

756
00:34:28,574 --> 00:34:30,475
like being a doctor.

757
00:34:30,543 --> 00:34:31,876
You mean how you don't get
emotional about the client?

758
00:34:31,944 --> 00:34:34,079
No, I mean you keep pressing
until it hurts.

759
00:34:34,146 --> 00:34:35,580
Then you know
where to look.

760
00:34:35,648 --> 00:34:37,315
Forget about impeaching
the investigation.

761
00:34:37,383 --> 00:34:39,117
It won't lead anywhere.
No employee's gonna testify

762
00:34:39,185 --> 00:34:40,618
against their own CEO.
Okay.

763
00:34:40,686 --> 00:34:42,487
So what do you suggest I do?

764
00:34:42,555 --> 00:34:44,556
Think.
This guy's done this once...

765
00:34:44,623 --> 00:34:46,357
He's done it before.

766
00:34:46,425 --> 00:34:47,792
And if the people
who work for him now

767
00:34:47,860 --> 00:34:49,294
won't testify against him...

768
00:34:49,361 --> 00:34:51,896
Someone who used
to work for him might.

769
00:34:51,964 --> 00:34:53,397
You know what,

770
00:34:53,465 --> 00:34:55,099
I'd subpoena
the personnel records

771
00:34:55,167 --> 00:34:56,634
of every woman
who's left the firm

772
00:34:56,702 --> 00:34:58,203
during this guy's tenure.
That's funny.

773
00:34:58,270 --> 00:34:59,804
That's exactly what I thought.

774
00:34:59,872 --> 00:35:01,339
Then what do you need
my help for?

775
00:35:01,407 --> 00:35:03,808
I don't know
how to fill out a subpoena.

776
00:35:03,876 --> 00:35:08,680
Figure it out yourself.

777
00:35:08,747 --> 00:35:10,882
Donna, can you show me
how to fill out a subpoena?

778
00:35:10,950 --> 00:35:12,450
Absolutely.
And after that,

779
00:35:12,518 --> 00:35:13,985
you want me to show you
how to wipe your ass?

780
00:35:14,053 --> 00:35:15,052
It's funny,
because you should already know

781
00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:16,420
how to do both those things.

782
00:35:16,488 --> 00:35:18,322
Ha, yeah,
that's hilarious.

783
00:35:18,390 --> 00:35:20,425
What's that?
That's my suit guy.

784
00:35:20,492 --> 00:35:22,627
Go in, tell him I sent you,
and spend some money.

785
00:35:22,694 --> 00:35:25,063
What does it matter
how much money I spend on suits?

786
00:35:25,131 --> 00:35:26,665
People respond
to how we're dressed,

787
00:35:26,733 --> 00:35:28,233
so like it or not,
this is what you have to do.

788
00:35:28,301 --> 00:35:30,235
That's weird,
you giving me advice.

789
00:35:30,303 --> 00:35:32,671
It sounds like you actually care
about me.

790
00:35:32,738 --> 00:35:34,539
I don't.
You're a reflection of me,

791
00:35:34,607 --> 00:35:36,342
and I absolutely
care about me.

792
00:35:36,409 --> 00:35:38,677
So get your skinny tie
out of my face and get to work.

793
00:35:41,381 --> 00:35:42,981
That was a little harsh.

794
00:35:43,049 --> 00:35:44,549
Really?

795
00:35:44,617 --> 00:35:47,318
Yeah.

796
00:35:53,392 --> 00:35:55,492
Mike.

797
00:35:55,560 --> 00:35:57,561
Where are you going?

798
00:35:57,629 --> 00:36:00,263
It's 6:30.
I'm going home.

799
00:36:01,566 --> 00:36:03,099
Okay.
What's so funny?

800
00:36:03,167 --> 00:36:04,734
You're a rookie associate.

801
00:36:04,801 --> 00:36:07,269
If you go home before 9:00
on your first week,

802
00:36:07,337 --> 00:36:09,405
you're not gonna make it
through your first month.

803
00:36:09,472 --> 00:36:10,872
And Louis Litt
wants to see you.

804
00:36:10,940 --> 00:36:12,875
- Hey, can I ask you something?
- Mm-hmm.

805
00:36:12,943 --> 00:36:15,411
This tie,
is it too skinny?

806
00:36:15,478 --> 00:36:16,645
Yeah.

807
00:36:16,713 --> 00:36:19,715
Right.

808
00:36:19,782 --> 00:36:21,683
Yeah.

809
00:36:29,393 --> 00:36:31,494
I know you had orientation
from Rachel,

810
00:36:31,561 --> 00:36:35,365
but I wanted to give you
a special welcome from me.

811
00:36:35,432 --> 00:36:39,703
Amongst other things,
I'm sort of the disciplinarian

812
00:36:39,770 --> 00:36:40,704
of the associates.

813
00:36:44,442 --> 00:36:46,009
- You wanted to see me?
- Yes.

814
00:36:46,077 --> 00:36:48,478
Gary, please come in.
Mike, this is Gary Lipsky.

815
00:36:48,546 --> 00:36:50,413
Gary's one of our most promising
associates from last year.

816
00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:52,181
Hi.

817
00:36:52,249 --> 00:36:54,951
Gary, Ms. Pearson
wanted me to ask,

818
00:36:55,019 --> 00:36:56,486
have you completed
the Petramco filing?

819
00:36:56,553 --> 00:36:58,187
Well, my brother was in
over the weekend,

820
00:36:58,255 --> 00:36:59,389
so I didn't really get
to it.

821
00:36:59,456 --> 00:37:01,157
Look, I mean,
Gary, come on.

822
00:37:01,225 --> 00:37:02,325
This is, like, the third time
I've had to ask.

823
00:37:02,393 --> 00:37:03,793
I'll get right on it.

824
00:37:03,861 --> 00:37:05,562
Don't bother.
You're fired.

825
00:37:05,629 --> 00:37:07,497
What?
You can't fire me.

826
00:37:07,565 --> 00:37:09,132
Oh, yes, I can.
And I just did.

827
00:37:09,199 --> 00:37:11,834
Go pack up your things.

828
00:37:11,902 --> 00:37:14,070
Don't you ever show your face
in this place again.

829
00:37:20,644 --> 00:37:23,313
See, I arranged
for you to see that

830
00:37:23,381 --> 00:37:25,849
because we pay our associates
very well

831
00:37:25,917 --> 00:37:28,685
and we provide the opportunity
for unlimited advancement.

832
00:37:28,753 --> 00:37:32,189
But in return
we expect results.

833
00:37:34,693 --> 00:37:36,895
Have I made myself clear?

834
00:37:36,963 --> 00:37:39,130
Yeah.

835
00:37:41,167 --> 00:37:43,035
Great.

836
00:37:43,103 --> 00:37:45,137
Welcome to Pearson Hardman.

837
00:37:50,277 --> 00:37:53,512
Feel free
to go back to work.

838
00:37:56,115 --> 00:37:58,149
Harvey.

839
00:37:58,217 --> 00:38:01,286
Okay, I have two words
for you.

840
00:38:01,353 --> 00:38:03,988
Absolutely beautiful.

841
00:38:04,056 --> 00:38:06,491
You think you're the only one
who can charm a client?

842
00:38:06,559 --> 00:38:09,327
Categorically stunning.

843
00:38:09,394 --> 00:38:11,362
How's the new kid
working out?

844
00:38:11,430 --> 00:38:13,531
Regally hot.

845
00:38:13,599 --> 00:38:16,234
- You're an idiot.
- Jessica Pearson.

846
00:38:16,301 --> 00:38:18,302
Good night, Harvey.

847
00:38:26,145 --> 00:38:27,312
What are you doing here?

848
00:38:27,379 --> 00:38:29,815
Watching <i>Sportscenter.</i>

849
00:38:29,882 --> 00:38:32,484
Boo-yah.

850
00:38:32,552 --> 00:38:33,886
You won't return
my phone calls.

851
00:38:33,953 --> 00:38:36,054
Ah, yeah,
because you set me up.

852
00:38:36,122 --> 00:38:38,290
Do you remember that?
You think I knew about that?

853
00:38:38,358 --> 00:38:41,059
Here we go.
Round 50 of I get the shaft

854
00:38:41,127 --> 00:38:43,262
because you didn't know
the whole story.

855
00:38:43,329 --> 00:38:45,063
You knew there were risks
when you quoted that crap

856
00:38:45,131 --> 00:38:46,332
from that book.

857
00:38:46,399 --> 00:38:47,966
Okay, you needed money,

858
00:38:48,034 --> 00:38:49,368
and I came through
with an opportunity

859
00:38:49,435 --> 00:38:51,236
like always.

860
00:38:51,304 --> 00:38:52,304
Besides, you weren't
the only one who got screwed.

861
00:38:52,372 --> 00:38:53,706
They pulled a gun on me.

862
00:38:53,774 --> 00:38:54,807
Oh, really?

863
00:38:54,875 --> 00:38:56,175
And why did they do that?

864
00:38:56,242 --> 00:38:57,442
To keep me from warning you.

865
00:38:57,510 --> 00:38:59,111
So you did know.

866
00:38:59,179 --> 00:39:00,613
Well, not until
after it was too late.

867
00:39:00,681 --> 00:39:02,214
Well, it's too late now.

868
00:39:02,282 --> 00:39:04,050
Look, let me
make it up to you.

869
00:39:04,117 --> 00:39:05,718
Oh, you want
to make it up to me?

870
00:39:05,786 --> 00:39:08,620
Give me my key back.

871
00:39:15,462 --> 00:39:18,197
Michael.

872
00:39:18,264 --> 00:39:20,299
Come on.

873
00:39:20,366 --> 00:39:21,534
You know I don't want
to live in a world

874
00:39:21,601 --> 00:39:23,735
where we're not tight.

875
00:39:24,904 --> 00:39:27,539
Then kill yourself.

876
00:39:27,607 --> 00:39:29,140
Get out.

877
00:39:30,776 --> 00:39:33,778
Get the hell out.

878
00:39:57,962 --> 00:39:59,363
Donna, I need the--

879
00:39:59,430 --> 00:40:01,180
oh, also I didn't have
a chance to--

880
00:40:01,664 --> 00:40:03,232
marry me?
I took care of that too.

881
00:40:03,299 --> 00:40:04,900
We've been married
for the last seven years.

882
00:40:04,968 --> 00:40:07,002
Excellent.

883
00:40:07,070 --> 00:40:09,604
Umm, Devlin McGreggor's
fighting the subpoena.

884
00:40:09,672 --> 00:40:11,272
They filed a motion
to dismiss the case

885
00:40:11,340 --> 00:40:12,741
based on our
lack of evidence.

886
00:40:12,808 --> 00:40:14,209
- Good.
- Good.

887
00:40:14,277 --> 00:40:15,776
Wait, what do you mean,
"good"?

888
00:40:15,844 --> 00:40:17,211
They don't want
to hand over the files.

889
00:40:17,279 --> 00:40:18,680
You pressed where it hurt.

890
00:40:18,747 --> 00:40:20,215
You're looking
in the right place.

891
00:40:20,282 --> 00:40:21,449
Did you think
they wouldn't fight back?

892
00:40:21,517 --> 00:40:23,184
Well, I--
now that you mention it.

893
00:40:23,252 --> 00:40:24,652
Oh, my bad.

894
00:40:24,720 --> 00:40:26,020
I keep forgetting

895
00:40:26,088 --> 00:40:27,421
you don't
actually know anything.

896
00:40:27,489 --> 00:40:29,123
The idea is,

897
00:40:29,191 --> 00:40:30,925
you make a move,
they make a move.

898
00:40:30,993 --> 00:40:32,593
You go back and forth
until one of you wins.

899
00:40:32,661 --> 00:40:34,195
Okay, what if they win
the motion

900
00:40:34,262 --> 00:40:36,063
and the case
gets dismissed?

901
00:40:36,131 --> 00:40:38,432
You're not as good
as you think you are.

902
00:40:40,235 --> 00:40:41,569
Harvey.
What a coincidence.

903
00:40:41,637 --> 00:40:43,238
I was wondering
how the pro bono was coming.

904
00:40:43,305 --> 00:40:44,305
I'm all over it.

905
00:40:44,373 --> 00:40:45,606
That makes me very happy,

906
00:40:45,674 --> 00:40:47,241
because if I were
to find out

907
00:40:47,309 --> 00:40:48,476
that you weren't putting in
your full effort,

908
00:40:48,543 --> 00:40:49,744
I'd be very upset.

909
00:40:49,811 --> 00:40:52,146
No worries.
We're all good.

910
00:41:00,756 --> 00:41:02,890
Rachel! Rachel, Rachel,
Rachel. I need your help.

911
00:41:02,958 --> 00:41:04,258
There's a hearing
on my subpoena.

912
00:41:04,326 --> 00:41:05,827
I've got three cases
in front of you,

913
00:41:05,894 --> 00:41:06,828
so you're gonna have
to wait in line.

914
00:41:06,895 --> 00:41:07,895
No. No, no, no.

915
00:41:07,963 --> 00:41:09,497
My hearing is tomorrow.

916
00:41:09,564 --> 00:41:10,832
So why are you
coming to me?

917
00:41:10,899 --> 00:41:13,634
Because Donna says

918
00:41:13,702 --> 00:41:15,036
you're the best researcher
in the firm.

919
00:41:15,104 --> 00:41:18,005
Let me see the motion.

920
00:41:18,073 --> 00:41:20,375
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

921
00:41:20,442 --> 00:41:22,176
You have an office?

922
00:41:22,244 --> 00:41:24,912
How do you have an office
and I have a cubicle?

923
00:41:24,980 --> 00:41:27,114
Like you said,
I'm the best researcher

924
00:41:27,182 --> 00:41:28,949
in the firm.
Really?

925
00:41:29,017 --> 00:41:30,517
I just made that up.

926
00:41:30,585 --> 00:41:32,986
I didn't even have time
to talk to Donna.

927
00:41:33,054 --> 00:41:36,055
Is this all a joke
to you?

928
00:41:36,123 --> 00:41:37,257
'Cause I take my job seriously.

929
00:41:37,324 --> 00:41:38,725
No, I'm sorry.

930
00:41:38,792 --> 00:41:41,161
Look, I was--

931
00:41:41,228 --> 00:41:43,631
look, you weren't there,
okay.

932
00:41:43,699 --> 00:41:46,000
I care about this woman.

933
00:41:46,068 --> 00:41:48,136
She's got
nowhere else to turn--

934
00:41:48,204 --> 00:41:49,638
And you can't help her
by yourself.

935
00:41:49,706 --> 00:41:51,940
I can.

936
00:41:52,008 --> 00:41:54,843
I just prefer not to.

937
00:41:54,911 --> 00:41:58,347
Okay.

938
00:41:58,415 --> 00:41:59,748
You're asking to look
at private files

939
00:41:59,816 --> 00:42:01,183
without any evidence
of your assertion.

940
00:42:01,251 --> 00:42:02,351
Yeah, but the only way
that we can find

941
00:42:02,418 --> 00:42:04,152
the evidence is to look
at those files.

942
00:42:04,220 --> 00:42:05,153
It's a rickety argument.

943
00:42:05,221 --> 00:42:07,322
But is there a precedent?

944
00:42:07,390 --> 00:42:11,126
Let's go see
if we can find one.

945
00:42:11,194 --> 00:42:13,695
Research is as much art
as science,

946
00:42:13,763 --> 00:42:16,398
so we're gonna look
at privacy and harassment law

947
00:42:16,465 --> 00:42:18,767
so you can find a combination
of cases

948
00:42:18,834 --> 00:42:20,568
to make an argument.
I'll take privacy.

949
00:42:20,636 --> 00:42:22,203
I'll take harassment law.

950
00:42:22,271 --> 00:42:23,772
This'll take a while.

951
00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:25,441
We're gonna need dinner.

952
00:42:25,509 --> 00:42:27,577
- Chinese.
- No.

953
00:42:27,645 --> 00:42:29,012
I can afford Chinese
on my own.

954
00:42:29,079 --> 00:42:30,813
This is on the firm.
I want Sushi.

955
00:42:30,881 --> 00:42:32,516
Ooh.

956
00:42:32,583 --> 00:42:34,718
So they told me to put
my top investigator on it.

957
00:42:34,786 --> 00:42:37,021
- What did you do?
- What could I do?

958
00:42:37,089 --> 00:42:38,789
You were out of the country,
I gave them Luderman.

959
00:42:40,626 --> 00:42:42,026
By the way,
that dress...

960
00:42:42,094 --> 00:42:43,361
What, this old thing?
Come on.

961
00:42:43,428 --> 00:42:45,463
Beautiful.

962
00:42:45,531 --> 00:42:47,265
Vanessa, why don't we do this
more often?

963
00:42:47,333 --> 00:42:50,267
'Cause it always ends
the same way.

964
00:42:50,335 --> 00:42:52,470
Then why are we
doing it now?

965
00:42:52,537 --> 00:42:54,939
Harvey,
I don't sleep around.

966
00:42:55,006 --> 00:42:57,374
And I could never be
in a relationship with you.

967
00:42:57,442 --> 00:42:59,610
All you ever think about
is yourself.

968
00:42:59,678 --> 00:43:02,245
I'm thinking about you and me
right now.

969
00:43:06,384 --> 00:43:07,919
Please.
I insist.

970
00:43:07,987 --> 00:43:09,120
But I'm a gentleman.

971
00:43:09,188 --> 00:43:11,289
Besides, you came through

972
00:43:11,357 --> 00:43:13,192
on Dockery for me,
and I'm not one

973
00:43:13,259 --> 00:43:15,094
to forget a favor.

974
00:43:15,162 --> 00:43:17,096
Neither am I.

975
00:43:23,237 --> 00:43:25,905
Mr. Dockery,
you naughty, naughty boy.

976
00:43:30,944 --> 00:43:34,147
You remember when I said
you thought you were too smart

977
00:43:34,215 --> 00:43:35,448
to be a paralegal?
Mm-hmm.

978
00:43:35,516 --> 00:43:37,550
- Why...
- Aren't I a lawyer?

979
00:43:37,618 --> 00:43:39,619
Mm.

980
00:43:39,686 --> 00:43:42,221
I don't test well.
What?

981
00:43:42,289 --> 00:43:44,324
I am smart.

982
00:43:44,391 --> 00:43:45,959
And I know
I'd be a good lawyer.

983
00:43:46,026 --> 00:43:47,394
I just--I don't know
what it is.

984
00:43:47,461 --> 00:43:48,361
I can't take tests,

985
00:43:48,429 --> 00:43:51,397
and I bombed the LSATs.

986
00:43:51,465 --> 00:43:52,832
And even if I could get

987
00:43:52,900 --> 00:43:54,033
into law school,
there's no way

988
00:43:54,101 --> 00:43:55,969
I'd pass the bar.

989
00:43:56,036 --> 00:44:00,573
So if only there was someone
who could take the test for me.

990
00:44:00,641 --> 00:44:02,942
- Yeah, if only there were.
- Yeah.

991
00:44:03,010 --> 00:44:05,813
Hi. Where are you at
with the research

992
00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:08,215
for tomorrow's hearing?
Nothing yet.

993
00:44:08,282 --> 00:44:09,216
You say you care
about the client,

994
00:44:09,284 --> 00:44:10,651
but if you keep playing footsie

995
00:44:10,719 --> 00:44:12,253
instead of finding me
an argument,

996
00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:13,954
the client's gonna lose.

997
00:44:14,022 --> 00:44:15,523
I don't want to lose.

998
00:44:15,591 --> 00:44:17,758
Ugh.

999
00:44:17,826 --> 00:44:21,228
Look, it's no use.

1000
00:44:21,296 --> 00:44:23,631
Okay, their investigation's
by the book.

1001
00:44:23,699 --> 00:44:24,965
We look like the bad guys
coming in,

1002
00:44:25,033 --> 00:44:26,366
putting them under duress.

1003
00:44:26,434 --> 00:44:28,169
What did you just say?

1004
00:44:28,236 --> 00:44:29,536
I said we look
like the bad guys.

1005
00:44:29,604 --> 00:44:31,438
No, you said

1006
00:44:31,506 --> 00:44:33,006
they did it by the book

1007
00:44:33,074 --> 00:44:34,708
and we're putting them
under duress.

1008
00:44:34,776 --> 00:44:39,447
Yeah.

1009
00:44:39,515 --> 00:44:42,116
- Look.
- Hmm.

1010
00:44:42,184 --> 00:44:44,019
This is good.
We're gonna have some fun.

1011
00:44:44,087 --> 00:44:46,956
We?
I get to go?

1012
00:44:47,023 --> 00:44:48,424
You didn't think
I'd let you come along?

1013
00:44:48,492 --> 00:44:50,493
- No.
- Good instinct. I wasn't.

1014
00:44:50,561 --> 00:44:52,029
But then I thought
it'd be cruel

1015
00:44:52,096 --> 00:44:53,764
not to let you witness
my greatness.

1016
00:44:53,831 --> 00:44:56,066
- Okay, can I go get my bag?
- No.

1017
00:44:56,134 --> 00:44:57,935
- You're a true giver.
- Other side.

1018
00:44:58,003 --> 00:45:01,038
Okay.

1019
00:45:01,106 --> 00:45:03,107
Your honor, this case
should be thrown out.

1020
00:45:03,174 --> 00:45:04,942
Other than her story,
the plaintiff doesn't have

1021
00:45:05,010 --> 00:45:06,878
one piece of evidence.

1022
00:45:06,946 --> 00:45:09,014
Because the evidence lies
within their personnel files,

1023
00:45:09,081 --> 00:45:11,650
which they're conveniently
refusing to hand over.

1024
00:45:11,717 --> 00:45:13,518
Those files contain
sensitive information.

1025
00:45:13,585 --> 00:45:15,152
He's fishing at the expense

1026
00:45:15,220 --> 00:45:16,755
of our employees' right
to privacy.

1027
00:45:16,822 --> 00:45:19,123
Please.
They don't give a rat's ass

1028
00:45:19,191 --> 00:45:21,059
about his employees' right
to privacy.

1029
00:45:21,126 --> 00:45:24,095
Sorry, that's actually unfair
to rats' asses.

1030
00:45:24,163 --> 00:45:26,097
Your honor, Mr. Specter's
claim that we don't care

1031
00:45:26,165 --> 00:45:28,199
about our employees,
though belittling,

1032
00:45:28,267 --> 00:45:30,702
doesn't carry any weight
as a rule of law.

1033
00:45:30,770 --> 00:45:33,105
True, but what does carry
weight is that an investigation

1034
00:45:33,173 --> 00:45:34,840
of sexual harassment
must be conducted

1035
00:45:34,907 --> 00:45:36,141
without any duress.

1036
00:45:36,209 --> 00:45:37,443
Your point?

1037
00:45:37,510 --> 00:45:39,444
The investigator
and every person

1038
00:45:39,512 --> 00:45:41,513
being interviewed
answers to the CEO

1039
00:45:41,580 --> 00:45:42,914
they're investigating.

1040
00:45:42,982 --> 00:45:47,719
That is the definition
of duress.

1041
00:45:47,787 --> 00:45:49,021
It'd be as if your bailiff

1042
00:45:49,088 --> 00:45:51,423
accused you of sexual harassment

1043
00:45:51,491 --> 00:45:52,958
and you assigned
your stenographer

1044
00:45:53,026 --> 00:45:55,227
to investigate.

1045
00:45:55,295 --> 00:45:56,696
Now how likely would it be

1046
00:45:56,763 --> 00:45:58,798
that this investigation
yielded any fruit?

1047
00:45:58,866 --> 00:46:01,902
You honestly think
I would harass Herman?

1048
00:46:01,969 --> 00:46:03,336
Well, I don't know,
your honor.

1049
00:46:03,404 --> 00:46:05,104
Some people have a thing
for the uniform.

1050
00:46:05,172 --> 00:46:08,174
Ugh. I'd like to think
Herman would come to me

1051
00:46:08,241 --> 00:46:10,443
before it even got
to an investigation.

1052
00:46:12,212 --> 00:46:15,014
I saw that.
That should be stricken.

1053
00:46:15,082 --> 00:46:17,383
But what if Herman did come
to you, your honor?

1054
00:46:17,451 --> 00:46:19,285
And you betrayed his trust

1055
00:46:19,353 --> 00:46:21,487
by firing him
under false pretenses?

1056
00:46:21,555 --> 00:46:23,323
You really think
that little of me?

1057
00:46:23,390 --> 00:46:26,725
I wouldn't trust you
as far as I could throw you.

1058
00:46:26,793 --> 00:46:28,895
Your honor.

1059
00:46:28,962 --> 00:46:31,431
Hand over the files...

1060
00:46:31,498 --> 00:46:32,899
- Oh--
- Today.

1061
00:46:32,967 --> 00:46:34,801
That's it.

1062
00:46:34,869 --> 00:46:39,273
Herman, I'd like to speak
to you in chambers.

1063
00:46:41,009 --> 00:46:42,043
That was awesome.

1064
00:46:42,111 --> 00:46:43,111
It was your argument.

1065
00:46:43,178 --> 00:46:44,612
I just framed it in a way

1066
00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:46,081
that humanized the situation

1067
00:46:46,148 --> 00:46:47,616
and brightened
all of our afternoons.

1068
00:46:47,684 --> 00:46:49,251
I feel like Michael Corleone
in that scene

1069
00:46:49,318 --> 00:46:51,320
where that fat guy teaches him
how to shoot that gun.

1070
00:46:51,387 --> 00:46:52,421
Are you saying
that I'm the fat guy?

1071
00:46:52,489 --> 00:46:53,856
'Cause I'm not the fat guy.

1072
00:46:53,924 --> 00:46:56,459
Mm.

1073
00:46:56,527 --> 00:46:58,128
You know what his name was?

1074
00:46:58,196 --> 00:46:59,697
- Yeah.
- Cordoza.

1075
00:46:59,765 --> 00:47:01,132
- Clemenza.
- I knew that.

1076
00:47:01,200 --> 00:47:02,500
I was just testing
to see if you knew it.

1077
00:47:02,567 --> 00:47:05,102
I knew that you knew
that I knew.

1078
00:47:12,277 --> 00:47:18,548
♪ ♪

1079
00:47:18,616 --> 00:47:21,818
Train wreck.

1080
00:47:21,886 --> 00:47:23,152
Hey, I'm looking

1081
00:47:23,220 --> 00:47:24,487
for Rene.

1082
00:47:24,555 --> 00:47:26,322
I'm Rene.
I'm sorry.

1083
00:47:26,390 --> 00:47:30,026
We don't sell skinny jeans
at this location.

1084
00:47:30,093 --> 00:47:33,362
Did Harvey tell you
I was coming, or...?

1085
00:47:33,430 --> 00:47:35,264
Harvey Specter
sent you?

1086
00:47:35,331 --> 00:47:37,332
That's another story.

1087
00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:38,867
Do you know
your inseam?

1088
00:47:38,935 --> 00:47:41,503
I don't.
It's probably a medium.

1089
00:47:41,571 --> 00:47:44,507
Oh. Why don't you browse
for a while?

1090
00:47:44,575 --> 00:47:45,642
These are the most exclusive,

1091
00:47:45,709 --> 00:47:46,743
and we move down in price

1092
00:47:46,811 --> 00:47:50,547
as you head to the door.

1093
00:47:50,615 --> 00:47:53,617
Oh.
Okay.

1094
00:47:57,155 --> 00:47:59,290
Large?

1095
00:47:59,357 --> 00:48:02,993
That's not how it works.

1096
00:48:03,061 --> 00:48:05,395
Huh.

1097
00:48:15,806 --> 00:48:18,608
So Trevor's getting you to do
his dirty work for him, huh?

1098
00:48:18,676 --> 00:48:21,310
All I know is you
aren't talking to each other.

1099
00:48:21,378 --> 00:48:22,311
I miss you.

1100
00:48:22,379 --> 00:48:23,646
I want things

1101
00:48:23,714 --> 00:48:25,081
to go back
to the way they were.

1102
00:48:25,149 --> 00:48:27,483
I miss you too.
But...

1103
00:48:27,551 --> 00:48:29,152
I'm not sure
things are ever going back

1104
00:48:29,220 --> 00:48:30,353
to the way they were.

1105
00:48:30,421 --> 00:48:32,989
I gotta go.

1106
00:48:33,057 --> 00:48:34,557
What did he say?

1107
00:48:34,625 --> 00:48:36,059
He said things
aren't ever going back

1108
00:48:36,126 --> 00:48:38,728
to the way they were.

1109
00:48:38,796 --> 00:48:40,530
What did you do?

1110
00:48:40,598 --> 00:48:42,298
I don't know.

1111
00:48:47,903 --> 00:48:49,404
Hey.

1112
00:48:49,471 --> 00:48:51,305
So the files
are on their way.

1113
00:48:51,373 --> 00:48:52,674
We won?

1114
00:48:52,741 --> 00:48:53,674
That's fantastic.

1115
00:48:53,742 --> 00:48:55,042
So now we have a week

1116
00:48:55,110 --> 00:48:57,311
to corroborate Nancy's story.

1117
00:48:57,379 --> 00:49:01,648
Listen, I couldn't have done it
without you.

1118
00:49:01,716 --> 00:49:04,351
You wouldn't even know
where to look without me.

1119
00:49:04,419 --> 00:49:05,485
You know what nobody likes?

1120
00:49:05,552 --> 00:49:07,721
Nobody likes a showoff.

1121
00:49:08,990 --> 00:49:11,425
Hello.

1122
00:49:11,492 --> 00:49:12,593
Yeah, he's here.

1123
00:49:12,661 --> 00:49:15,429
Okay. Thank you.

1124
00:49:15,497 --> 00:49:17,364
Files are in
Conference Room C.

1125
00:49:17,432 --> 00:49:20,167
Why wouldn't they bring them
to my cubicle?

1126
00:49:20,235 --> 00:49:23,237
They're trying to bury you
in paperwork.

1127
00:49:23,305 --> 00:49:26,107
Well, they picked
the wrong guy.

1128
00:49:26,174 --> 00:49:27,841
If they didn't, I did.

1129
00:49:27,909 --> 00:49:29,276
Get it done
by the end of the week.

1130
00:49:29,343 --> 00:49:30,477
I got to run
and charm our new client.

1131
00:49:35,850 --> 00:49:37,985
Nice to finally meet you.

1132
00:49:38,053 --> 00:49:42,056
Jessica says you're
gonna sweep me off my feet.

1133
00:49:42,123 --> 00:49:44,191
I'll do my best,
Mr. Dockery.

1134
00:49:44,259 --> 00:49:45,392
You got a nice serve there.

1135
00:49:45,460 --> 00:49:47,928
Working on it.

1136
00:49:50,331 --> 00:49:52,031
What the hell is this?

1137
00:49:52,099 --> 00:49:52,932
It's you having sex
with a woman

1138
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:54,867
who isn't Mrs. Dockery.

1139
00:49:54,935 --> 00:49:56,435
Are you trying
to blackmail me?

1140
00:49:56,503 --> 00:49:58,070
You asked my firm
where you're vulnerable

1141
00:49:58,138 --> 00:49:59,238
to corporate takeover.

1142
00:49:59,305 --> 00:50:00,906
That's it right there.

1143
00:50:00,974 --> 00:50:01,974
What are you pulling here?

1144
00:50:02,042 --> 00:50:03,476
Your wife owns 10%

1145
00:50:03,543 --> 00:50:05,411
of the company's
voting shares.

1146
00:50:05,479 --> 00:50:07,046
You've been seeing this woman
and several others

1147
00:50:07,114 --> 00:50:08,548
for quite some time.

1148
00:50:08,616 --> 00:50:10,183
How do you think
your wife's gonna vote

1149
00:50:10,251 --> 00:50:12,653
after she finds out?
Who says she has to find out?

1150
00:50:12,720 --> 00:50:15,256
My investigator got these
within a week.

1151
00:50:15,323 --> 00:50:17,858
What do you think
a motivated competitor's

1152
00:50:17,926 --> 00:50:19,693
gonna dig up in a year?

1153
00:50:22,030 --> 00:50:24,364
I have a solution.

1154
00:50:24,432 --> 00:50:26,266
Trade her your preferred shares,

1155
00:50:26,334 --> 00:50:27,634
which have no voting rights,

1156
00:50:27,701 --> 00:50:29,669
for her common shares,
which do.

1157
00:50:29,737 --> 00:50:32,071
The preferred shares
are worth $2 million more.

1158
00:50:32,139 --> 00:50:33,405
A fraction
of what you'll lose

1159
00:50:33,473 --> 00:50:35,106
if you get voted
out of your company.

1160
00:50:35,174 --> 00:50:36,541
John, I don't care
if you sleep

1161
00:50:36,608 --> 00:50:38,042
with every woman
in the Hamptons.

1162
00:50:38,110 --> 00:50:40,244
Just give her
the preferred shares.

1163
00:50:42,814 --> 00:50:45,581
Jessica said you were gonna
charm me to get my business.

1164
00:50:45,649 --> 00:50:47,350
I'm not interested
in getting your business.

1165
00:50:47,418 --> 00:50:49,920
I'm interested
in keeping it.

1166
00:50:49,987 --> 00:50:52,055
I know where
they don't want us to look.

1167
00:50:52,123 --> 00:50:54,591
Did you get through
all those files in one night?

1168
00:50:54,658 --> 00:50:55,992
I would have done it faster,

1169
00:50:56,060 --> 00:50:57,760
but I ordered a pizza.

1170
00:50:57,828 --> 00:50:59,829
Speaking of which,
have you ever had

1171
00:50:59,896 --> 00:51:01,430
the cheese in the crust?

1172
00:51:01,498 --> 00:51:04,366
Because it blew my mind.
What'd you find?

1173
00:51:04,434 --> 00:51:07,369
There was a dismissal
on March 12th, 2005.

1174
00:51:07,437 --> 00:51:09,671
But the file with the employee
name on it is missing.

1175
00:51:09,739 --> 00:51:11,272
It's our woman.
I know it is.

1176
00:51:11,340 --> 00:51:13,274
I'm moving to slap sanctions

1177
00:51:13,342 --> 00:51:15,042
on their attorney,
possible jail time.

1178
00:51:15,110 --> 00:51:16,810
Guy's not gonna know
what hit him.

1179
00:51:16,878 --> 00:51:20,581
Dennis, it's Harvey Specter.

1180
00:51:20,648 --> 00:51:24,451
Did you have anything to do
with the March 12, 2005 files

1181
00:51:24,519 --> 00:51:26,620
left out of discovery?

1182
00:51:26,688 --> 00:51:28,957
If they're here by noon,
I'll believe you.

1183
00:51:29,024 --> 00:51:32,160
If not,
we're filing for sanctions.

1184
00:51:32,228 --> 00:51:34,563
Threat of sanctions is better
than filing for sanctions.

1185
00:51:34,631 --> 00:51:37,400
That's what I meant.
Threaten, not file.

1186
00:51:37,467 --> 00:51:38,468
Who would mean that?

1187
00:51:38,535 --> 00:51:40,770
Shave.

1188
00:51:40,838 --> 00:51:42,839
Have you ever heard
of this woman?

1189
00:51:42,906 --> 00:51:44,173
Joanna Webster?

1190
00:51:44,241 --> 00:51:45,874
No. Why?

1191
00:51:45,942 --> 00:51:47,342
The company's trying
to hide her from us.

1192
00:51:47,410 --> 00:51:49,077
You think Hunt did
the same thing to her

1193
00:51:49,145 --> 00:51:50,678
that he did to me?
Yes.

1194
00:51:50,746 --> 00:51:53,448
Then you have to make her
come forward and say so.

1195
00:51:53,515 --> 00:51:54,882
Yeah.
That's the plan.

1196
00:51:54,950 --> 00:51:57,452
Thank you.

1197
00:52:06,828 --> 00:52:08,095
Joanna Webster?

1198
00:52:08,163 --> 00:52:09,430
Can I help you?

1199
00:52:09,498 --> 00:52:11,799
Hi.
My name's Mike Ross.

1200
00:52:11,867 --> 00:52:13,033
I'm a--
I'm a lawyer.

1201
00:52:13,101 --> 00:52:14,668
I have some questions for you

1202
00:52:14,736 --> 00:52:17,805
about your time
at Devlin McGreggor.

1203
00:52:17,873 --> 00:52:19,807
Please. Look, just let me
tell you a story

1204
00:52:19,875 --> 00:52:20,908
about my client, okay?

1205
00:52:20,976 --> 00:52:24,345
Fine. Just a second.

1206
00:52:24,413 --> 00:52:25,846
Mr. Ross,

1207
00:52:25,914 --> 00:52:28,349
what happened to me
happened six years ago.

1208
00:52:28,417 --> 00:52:29,984
It was horrible,

1209
00:52:30,052 --> 00:52:31,386
and there was a reason
I didn't do anything

1210
00:52:31,453 --> 00:52:32,520
about it.

1211
00:52:32,588 --> 00:52:34,055
They'll put me on that stand

1212
00:52:34,123 --> 00:52:36,257
and attack me,
and I don't want that.

1213
00:52:36,325 --> 00:52:40,261
Ms. Webster, Joanna,

1214
00:52:40,329 --> 00:52:42,830
this man is a predator,

1215
00:52:42,898 --> 00:52:45,967
and if you don't help stop him,
he will do it again.

1216
00:52:49,104 --> 00:52:50,638
All you have to do
is give a deposition.

1217
00:52:50,706 --> 00:52:52,373
I'm sorry.

1218
00:52:52,441 --> 00:52:56,110
I can't do it.

1219
00:53:03,953 --> 00:53:06,921
What happened
with the witness?

1220
00:53:06,989 --> 00:53:11,226
Uh, I failed...

1221
00:53:11,293 --> 00:53:14,429
To not be awesome.

1222
00:53:14,497 --> 00:53:16,864
I got her to testify!

1223
00:53:16,932 --> 00:53:20,001
You should have seen me.
I tried everything.

1224
00:53:20,069 --> 00:53:21,770
He'd do it again,

1225
00:53:21,837 --> 00:53:23,038
I'd be with her every step
of the way...

1226
00:53:23,105 --> 00:53:24,105
Nothing worked.

1227
00:53:24,173 --> 00:53:26,842
And then it hit me.

1228
00:53:26,910 --> 00:53:30,112
I asked her
what if it was her daughter

1229
00:53:30,180 --> 00:53:31,748
that he did this to.

1230
00:53:31,815 --> 00:53:34,784
She melted.

1231
00:53:34,852 --> 00:53:36,853
And you know how I came up
with that little gem?

1232
00:53:36,921 --> 00:53:41,025
I cared about her.
Oh.

1233
00:53:41,092 --> 00:53:43,794
Yeah.

1234
00:53:43,862 --> 00:53:45,729
Thank you.

1235
00:53:45,797 --> 00:53:47,231
I'm glad to see
that staying up all night

1236
00:53:47,299 --> 00:53:48,332
doesn't make you act
like a complete idiot.

1237
00:53:48,400 --> 00:53:50,034
Go home and get some sleep.

1238
00:53:50,102 --> 00:53:51,369
I don't want you waving
that thing around

1239
00:53:51,436 --> 00:53:52,637
during
tomorrow's deposition.

1240
00:53:58,344 --> 00:54:00,011
Harvey.

1241
00:54:00,078 --> 00:54:02,413
How's the pro bono going?

1242
00:54:02,481 --> 00:54:06,150
Great. I just talked a witness
into testifying.

1243
00:54:06,217 --> 00:54:09,253
Really?
What's the witness's name?

1244
00:54:11,223 --> 00:54:12,290
I'm not an idiot.

1245
00:54:12,357 --> 00:54:13,824
Don't treat me like one.

1246
00:54:13,892 --> 00:54:15,626
You pawned off the case.

1247
00:54:15,694 --> 00:54:18,295
Jessica,
I've got higher profile cases--

1248
00:54:18,363 --> 00:54:20,498
Need I remind you
that when we first met,

1249
00:54:20,566 --> 00:54:22,267
you were a screw-up?

1250
00:54:22,334 --> 00:54:24,102
I gave you a shot
at the mail room,

1251
00:54:24,170 --> 00:54:26,538
led you up the ranks, and then
paid for you to go to Harvard,

1252
00:54:26,606 --> 00:54:29,575
where, by the way,
you jerked off the entire time

1253
00:54:29,643 --> 00:54:32,646
you were there,
and I still hired you.

1254
00:54:32,713 --> 00:54:34,715
And you've benefited
from that ever since.

1255
00:54:34,782 --> 00:54:36,650
Look, I closed the Dockery case,
okay.

1256
00:54:36,718 --> 00:54:38,585
You made a promise to me.

1257
00:54:38,653 --> 00:54:42,189
You broke it, and then you lied
to my face.

1258
00:54:42,257 --> 00:54:45,259
So let me be clear.
This isn't professional.

1259
00:54:45,327 --> 00:54:46,894
This is personal.

1260
00:54:46,961 --> 00:54:48,628
And I'll tell you
something else.

1261
00:54:48,696 --> 00:54:52,665
You made your bed,
you better goddamn win.

1262
00:55:06,647 --> 00:55:09,683
God damn it.

1263
00:55:19,696 --> 00:55:22,564
What the hell is wrong with you?
I need the briefcase back.

1264
00:55:22,632 --> 00:55:24,099
Oh, so that's what this
has been about, huh?

1265
00:55:24,167 --> 00:55:26,168
You don't care
about our friendship at all.

1266
00:55:26,235 --> 00:55:27,802
You're my oldest friend,
and you know it.

1267
00:55:27,870 --> 00:55:30,038
But you don't seem
to care about that anymore,

1268
00:55:30,106 --> 00:55:31,639
and, yeah, I need
the briefcase back.

1269
00:55:31,707 --> 00:55:33,374
And I'm gonna find it, Mike.

1270
00:55:33,442 --> 00:55:34,877
Well, I ditched it
when I was running away

1271
00:55:34,944 --> 00:55:37,846
from the cops
that you sent me into.

1272
00:56:00,870 --> 00:56:03,171
Mike.

1273
00:56:03,239 --> 00:56:04,840
Where you going?

1274
00:56:04,908 --> 00:56:06,145
To my cubicle.

1275
00:56:06,146 --> 00:56:09,115
No, you're not.
It's pee in a cup time.

1276
00:56:10,426 --> 00:56:12,003
I'm sorry. What?

1277
00:56:12,004 --> 00:56:14,372
Drug test.
Follow me.

1278
00:56:16,108 --> 00:56:17,476
I'm just gonna put my stuff
back--

1279
00:56:17,543 --> 00:56:19,411
Now.

1280
00:56:26,654 --> 00:56:30,557
Oh, by the way, my cousin
was your year at Harvard.

1281
00:56:30,625 --> 00:56:32,793
And I asked him
if he knew you.

1282
00:56:32,860 --> 00:56:35,229
It's so funny.
He didn't.

1283
00:56:35,297 --> 00:56:36,563
Well, what's his name?

1284
00:56:36,631 --> 00:56:37,864
Mitch Samberg.

1285
00:56:37,932 --> 00:56:39,599
Yeah.
Don't know him.

1286
00:56:41,135 --> 00:56:42,235
It's a big school.

1287
00:56:42,303 --> 00:56:44,304
Not really.

1288
00:56:44,372 --> 00:56:47,073
We get 7,000 applications
a year.

1289
00:56:47,141 --> 00:56:49,376
You think you can just walk in
and take a tour?

1290
00:56:49,444 --> 00:56:51,378
Oh, Mitchell.

1291
00:56:51,445 --> 00:56:52,879
With the slicked back hair,

1292
00:56:52,947 --> 00:56:54,381
graduated seventh in the class.

1293
00:56:54,449 --> 00:56:56,483
Sure. Yeah.
I remember him.

1294
00:56:57,560 --> 00:56:59,794
Time to face the music.

1295
00:57:04,464 --> 00:57:05,664
<i>Yeah, what's up?</i>

1296
00:57:05,690 --> 00:57:07,052
I got to get
to the Kendrick filing.

1297
00:57:07,053 --> 00:57:08,153
Where the hell is Mike?

1298
00:57:08,361 --> 00:57:12,064
I don't know.

1299
00:57:12,132 --> 00:57:14,067
Leave the cup
on the counter.

1300
00:57:18,072 --> 00:57:19,940
You'll have to leave that
out here.

1301
00:57:20,008 --> 00:57:22,376
- Why?
- If you take it in there

1302
00:57:22,444 --> 00:57:23,677
with you, I have to check
to make sure you don't have

1303
00:57:23,745 --> 00:57:24,879
another urine sample in it.

1304
00:58:08,257 --> 00:58:11,358
- Where you been?
- Hi. Um...

1305
00:58:11,426 --> 00:58:12,893
Getting drug tested, actually.

1306
00:58:12,961 --> 00:58:15,562
The deposition's
this afternoon.

1307
00:58:15,630 --> 00:58:17,431
Before they get here, I want you
to grill this woman

1308
00:58:17,499 --> 00:58:18,899
about her background
for anything they might use

1309
00:58:18,967 --> 00:58:20,100
against her.

1310
00:58:20,168 --> 00:58:21,868
You got it?
Got it.

1311
00:58:21,936 --> 00:58:23,402
- Make her tell you everything.
- Everything.

1312
00:58:23,470 --> 00:58:24,504
- Everything.
- Everything.

1313
00:58:24,571 --> 00:58:27,373
- Okay.
- Okay.

1314
00:58:35,182 --> 00:58:38,184
I had been working six months

1315
00:58:38,252 --> 00:58:41,021
when Mr. Hunt started asking me
to work more,

1316
00:58:41,088 --> 00:58:42,889
order dinner.

1317
00:58:42,957 --> 00:58:47,595
One night, late, he tried
to have sex with me.

1318
00:58:47,662 --> 00:58:51,566
The next day, I requested
a change in assignment.

1319
00:58:51,634 --> 00:58:55,269
Two months later I was fired
for having a bad attitude.

1320
00:58:55,337 --> 00:58:57,872
This is ridiculous.

1321
00:58:57,939 --> 00:58:59,539
Wipe that smirk
off your face.

1322
00:58:59,607 --> 00:59:01,041
You're not even supposed
to be here.

1323
00:59:01,108 --> 00:59:03,710
Mr. Hunt has every right
to be here.

1324
00:59:03,778 --> 00:59:07,981
Now, Ms. Webster, after working
for Devlin McGreggor,

1325
00:59:08,049 --> 00:59:10,650
you then went on to waitress
at Hooters, right?

1326
00:59:10,717 --> 00:59:13,653
- Yes, I did.
- A place that advertises

1327
00:59:13,721 --> 00:59:16,088
the sexuality
of its waitstaff, correct?

1328
00:59:16,156 --> 00:59:18,357
You will have
to ask them that.

1329
00:59:18,425 --> 00:59:20,293
I'm asking you.

1330
00:59:20,361 --> 00:59:24,464
And she's not answering.
Move on.

1331
00:59:24,532 --> 00:59:29,803
Ms. Webster, would you say
that you're a truthful person?

1332
00:59:29,870 --> 00:59:32,405
Yes.

1333
00:59:32,473 --> 00:59:35,075
So when you said earlier
that you had never been arrested

1334
00:59:35,143 --> 00:59:38,245
for a crime, you were speaking
the truth?

1335
00:59:38,313 --> 00:59:41,615
- Yes.
- Yes, so in 1993 then

1336
00:59:41,683 --> 00:59:45,453
you were not arrested for
stealing $1,000 worth of jewelry

1337
00:59:45,520 --> 00:59:48,756
from the Willow Grove Mall
in Pennsylvania?

1338
00:59:48,824 --> 00:59:53,160
I was 17.
That was one mistake.

1339
00:59:53,228 --> 00:59:55,262
Those records were supposed
to be sealed.

1340
00:59:55,330 --> 00:59:57,231
So when you say
those records were sealed,

1341
00:59:57,299 --> 00:59:58,699
what you mean to say
is you thought

1342
00:59:58,767 --> 00:59:59,734
you could get away
with a lie?

1343
00:59:59,802 --> 01:00:01,435
No, that's not it.

1344
01:00:01,503 --> 01:00:03,436
You're making it seem
different that it is.

1345
01:00:03,504 --> 01:00:06,206
I'm sorry.
You were arrested in your past

1346
01:00:06,274 --> 01:00:07,942
and you lied about it here
under oath.

1347
01:00:08,009 --> 01:00:10,044
Is that
making it seem different

1348
01:00:10,111 --> 01:00:11,946
than what it is?

1349
01:00:14,316 --> 01:00:17,885
No answer.
Hmm, all right.

1350
01:00:17,953 --> 01:00:20,521
Let me ask you this,
since you've lied here once,

1351
01:00:20,589 --> 01:00:23,257
what's to make us believe
you're not lying about Mr. Hunt?

1352
01:00:36,605 --> 01:00:38,172
How the hell did you miss
that arrest?

1353
01:00:38,240 --> 01:00:40,308
I did every background check
we have.

1354
01:00:40,375 --> 01:00:41,476
Did you grill her
like I told you to?

1355
01:00:41,543 --> 01:00:43,111
It was a sealed record,
Harvey!

1356
01:00:43,178 --> 01:00:44,111
Goddamn it, I knew it.

1357
01:00:44,179 --> 01:00:45,914
Fix it.

1358
01:00:45,981 --> 01:00:48,849
Joanna!
Wait. Please!

1359
01:00:48,917 --> 01:00:50,585
This is why I didn't want
to testify.

1360
01:00:50,652 --> 01:00:52,119
They twist something
from 100 years ago

1361
01:00:52,187 --> 01:00:54,388
and make me look like a liar.

1362
01:00:54,456 --> 01:00:55,556
They make it sound
like what he did

1363
01:00:55,623 --> 01:00:57,157
to me didn't happen.

1364
01:00:57,225 --> 01:00:58,692
It doesn't matter.
All right?

1365
01:00:58,760 --> 01:01:00,093
I just--I need you
to testify on Friday

1366
01:01:00,161 --> 01:01:01,928
and keep this case alive.

1367
01:01:01,996 --> 01:01:03,630
We don't have time to find
anyone else before--

1368
01:01:03,698 --> 01:01:04,898
would you please wait?

1369
01:01:04,966 --> 01:01:06,700
No. I'm not waiting.

1370
01:01:06,768 --> 01:01:08,168
You promised this
wouldn't happen, and it did.

1371
01:01:08,236 --> 01:01:10,670
You never told me
you were arrested.

1372
01:01:10,738 --> 01:01:13,406
Don't contact me again,
please.

1373
01:01:51,242 --> 01:01:53,944
What happened
with the witness?

1374
01:01:54,011 --> 01:01:57,881
Nothing. Nothing happened.
I couldn't fix it.

1375
01:01:57,949 --> 01:02:00,851
So you're going to quit?

1376
01:02:00,919 --> 01:02:03,254
It's either that
or have Louis Litt fire me.

1377
01:02:03,322 --> 01:02:04,789
What are you talking about?

1378
01:02:04,857 --> 01:02:07,025
My first day,
Louis fired Gary Lipsky

1379
01:02:07,092 --> 01:02:08,693
for screwing up a case.

1380
01:02:08,761 --> 01:02:10,328
He said
if I did the same thing

1381
01:02:10,396 --> 01:02:12,431
I'd be gone just as fast.

1382
01:02:12,499 --> 01:02:13,799
Well, you go back
to the witness' house

1383
01:02:13,867 --> 01:02:15,567
and you get her
to testify again.

1384
01:02:15,635 --> 01:02:17,503
- I tried. There's no way.
- There's always a way.

1385
01:02:17,570 --> 01:02:19,004
Then why don't you go
and convince her?

1386
01:02:19,072 --> 01:02:20,740
Because you screwed it up.

1387
01:02:20,808 --> 01:02:22,842
Oh, and you don't give
a damn about the client. Right.

1388
01:02:22,910 --> 01:02:24,645
- That's not my job.
- Does your job

1389
01:02:24,712 --> 01:02:26,046
include giving a damn
about me?

1390
01:02:26,114 --> 01:02:27,648
Because the least
you could do is offer

1391
01:02:27,716 --> 01:02:29,316
to stand up to Louis for me.
Stand up for you?

1392
01:02:29,384 --> 01:02:30,685
I put my ass
on the line for you,

1393
01:02:30,753 --> 01:02:32,187
but it turns out
you may have had the balls

1394
01:02:32,254 --> 01:02:34,155
to get this job,
but you don't have the courage

1395
01:02:34,223 --> 01:02:35,857
to stick it out
when it gets tough.

1396
01:02:35,925 --> 01:02:37,292
- That's not true.
- Isn't it?

1397
01:02:37,360 --> 01:02:38,994
You've had one foot
out the door

1398
01:02:39,062 --> 01:02:40,829
since you got here.
What are you talking about?

1399
01:02:40,897 --> 01:02:42,164
I'm talking
about that briefcase

1400
01:02:42,231 --> 01:02:43,866
being locked in your desk.
Yeah, I saw it.

1401
01:02:43,933 --> 01:02:45,834
And I know what it is.

1402
01:02:45,901 --> 01:02:48,170
It's your backup plan
in case this doesn't work out.

1403
01:02:48,237 --> 01:02:50,004
You can make some quick cash
and go right back

1404
01:02:50,072 --> 01:02:52,307
to the life you told me
you didn't want to lead.

1405
01:02:52,374 --> 01:02:55,043
So if you want to quit,
go ahead.

1406
01:02:55,111 --> 01:02:58,012
But this isn't because of Louis,
and it isn't because of me.

1407
01:02:58,080 --> 01:02:59,614
It's because you're afraid
you might have to admit

1408
01:02:59,682 --> 01:03:01,850
that you're not
as smart as you think you are.

1409
01:03:04,921 --> 01:03:06,388
If you're here in the morning,

1410
01:03:06,456 --> 01:03:08,190
I'll know
I still have an associate.

1411
01:04:00,543 --> 01:04:03,279
Hey, I get
that you were upset

1412
01:04:03,346 --> 01:04:04,914
that I was promoted
before you,

1413
01:04:04,982 --> 01:04:07,283
but if you ever threaten to fire
one of my guys again,

1414
01:04:07,350 --> 01:04:09,718
I am going to kick your ass.

1415
01:04:09,786 --> 01:04:13,155
Hmm.
What are you talking about?

1416
01:04:13,222 --> 01:04:15,023
Don't play dumb with me,
all right?

1417
01:04:15,091 --> 01:04:19,128
You fired Gary Lipsky
in front of Mike Ross.

1418
01:04:19,195 --> 01:04:21,831
What's so funny?

1419
01:04:21,898 --> 01:04:24,200
Gary Lipsky works
in the mail room.

1420
01:04:24,268 --> 01:04:28,371
- What?
- I didn't fire anyone.

1421
01:04:28,438 --> 01:04:29,572
That's how I let
the new associates know

1422
01:04:29,640 --> 01:04:31,473
what's expected of them.

1423
01:04:31,541 --> 01:04:35,378
You plant a fake employee
to manipulate the assoc--

1424
01:04:35,445 --> 01:04:36,612
that's it.

1425
01:04:36,680 --> 01:04:38,814
What?

1426
01:05:03,443 --> 01:05:06,111
Michael.

1427
01:05:06,179 --> 01:05:09,681
I want to quit.

1428
01:05:09,749 --> 01:05:12,951
Come here.

1429
01:05:21,961 --> 01:05:24,229
When your parents died,

1430
01:05:24,297 --> 01:05:28,834
I lost
my son and my daughter-in-law.

1431
01:05:28,902 --> 01:05:34,774
I was scared, alone,
and I was too old to raise you.

1432
01:05:34,841 --> 01:05:36,676
But I had no choice.

1433
01:05:36,744 --> 01:05:42,483
Because who else was going
to care of my grandson?

1434
01:05:42,550 --> 01:05:46,254
You made me a promise before.

1435
01:05:46,322 --> 01:05:49,691
You're in the door.

1436
01:05:49,759 --> 01:05:52,461
Promise me now the only way
you'll leave

1437
01:05:52,529 --> 01:05:55,831
is if they rip you out.

1438
01:06:07,911 --> 01:06:09,445
You can save your breath.

1439
01:06:09,513 --> 01:06:10,613
There's no way I'm testifying

1440
01:06:10,680 --> 01:06:12,347
at the hearing tomorrow.

1441
01:06:12,415 --> 01:06:14,917
That's not why I'm here.

1442
01:06:14,984 --> 01:06:17,252
- I know what you did.
- What are you talking about?

1443
01:06:17,320 --> 01:06:19,421
You never worked
for Devlin McGreggor,

1444
01:06:19,488 --> 01:06:21,556
and you were never harassed
by Mr. Hunt.

1445
01:06:21,623 --> 01:06:23,524
- That's a l--
- Now I could tell you

1446
01:06:23,592 --> 01:06:25,826
that I've got the canceled
checks or the wire transfer

1447
01:06:25,894 --> 01:06:28,695
or whatever smoking gun
that exists--I don't.

1448
01:06:28,763 --> 01:06:30,196
But I will.
And when I do,

1449
01:06:30,264 --> 01:06:31,764
you'll be going to jail
unless you tell me

1450
01:06:31,832 --> 01:06:34,200
what happened right now.

1451
01:06:35,903 --> 01:06:38,037
I'm the guy you tell.

1452
01:06:41,108 --> 01:06:44,044
All I had to do was waste
your time until tomorrow

1453
01:06:44,111 --> 01:06:45,912
after the hearing.

1454
01:06:45,980 --> 01:06:49,950
Please,
I just needed the money.

1455
01:06:50,018 --> 01:06:52,253
I don't want to go to jail.

1456
01:06:52,320 --> 01:06:56,023
Here's what you're gonna do...

1457
01:06:56,091 --> 01:06:58,959
Did you call
this place before?

1458
01:06:59,027 --> 01:07:00,728
Mike!

1459
01:07:00,795 --> 01:07:01,829
- Hey.
- I'm not giving this to you

1460
01:07:01,896 --> 01:07:03,597
because you need it.

1461
01:07:03,665 --> 01:07:06,666
I'm giving it to you
because I don't.

1462
01:07:06,734 --> 01:07:09,169
And I don't know if I'm ready
to forgive you yet or not,

1463
01:07:09,237 --> 01:07:11,838
but I do know we're even.

1464
01:07:11,906 --> 01:07:15,642
Wait a second.

1465
01:07:18,879 --> 01:07:20,847
I...

1466
01:07:20,915 --> 01:07:22,715
Well...

1467
01:07:29,056 --> 01:07:31,057
Don't.

1468
01:07:31,125 --> 01:07:32,092
Now we're even.

1469
01:07:36,098 --> 01:07:37,098
Huh.

1470
01:07:49,646 --> 01:07:53,983
I see you came to work today.
Nice suit.

1471
01:07:54,050 --> 01:07:56,618
It was a barter transaction.

1472
01:07:56,686 --> 01:07:59,654
I got six of them
for one little briefcase.

1473
01:08:02,691 --> 01:08:06,360
Listen...

1474
01:08:06,427 --> 01:08:08,362
I'm sorry and--

1475
01:08:08,429 --> 01:08:11,031
Forget it.

1476
01:08:11,099 --> 01:08:14,868
When I first started,
Jessica rode me so hard...

1477
01:08:14,936 --> 01:08:16,870
I quit once a month.

1478
01:08:16,938 --> 01:08:19,873
I just told you
what you needed to hear.

1479
01:08:19,940 --> 01:08:22,876
That's just it.
I've only ever had one person

1480
01:08:22,943 --> 01:08:26,646
who told me
what I needed to hear.

1481
01:08:26,713 --> 01:08:29,782
Maybe it's time I started
trusting somebody else.

1482
01:08:39,558 --> 01:08:41,325
Merry Christmas.

1483
01:08:46,197 --> 01:08:47,263
Is this for real?

1484
01:08:47,331 --> 01:08:49,966
You know what to do.

1485
01:08:51,168 --> 01:08:53,770
Press until it hurts.

1486
01:08:53,838 --> 01:08:58,441
Wire transfer from your
account to Joanna Webster's,

1487
01:08:58,508 --> 01:09:00,876
phone records
with Joanna Webster

1488
01:09:00,944 --> 01:09:03,245
prior to her testimony,

1489
01:09:03,313 --> 01:09:05,849
and an affidavit stating
you paid Ms. Webster

1490
01:09:05,916 --> 01:09:07,751
to falsely testify.

1491
01:09:09,788 --> 01:09:12,456
Mr. Hunt, harassment
is a civil violation.

1492
01:09:12,524 --> 01:09:13,858
The penalty is money.

1493
01:09:13,926 --> 01:09:15,926
But witness tampering,
that's a crime,

1494
01:09:15,994 --> 01:09:17,428
and you will go to prison,

1495
01:09:17,496 --> 01:09:18,763
where I guarantee
you'll learn

1496
01:09:18,831 --> 01:09:20,598
more about unwanted
sexual advances

1497
01:09:20,666 --> 01:09:22,467
than you can possibly imagine.

1498
01:09:22,535 --> 01:09:25,937
Do you think
this is going to intimidate me?

1499
01:09:26,005 --> 01:09:28,072
Even if this evidence
was credible,

1500
01:09:28,140 --> 01:09:29,507
who are you going to get
to prosecute

1501
01:09:29,575 --> 01:09:31,442
a small-time
witness tampering charge, huh?

1502
01:09:31,510 --> 01:09:34,979
Harvey, didn't you graduate
law school

1503
01:09:35,047 --> 01:09:37,149
with the current
U.S. Attorney in New York?

1504
01:09:37,216 --> 01:09:38,883
In fact, I did.

1505
01:09:38,951 --> 01:09:40,451
And I think
he might even be interested

1506
01:09:40,519 --> 01:09:41,819
in pursuing a case like this.

1507
01:09:41,887 --> 01:09:43,288
Wait, are you two still close?

1508
01:09:43,355 --> 01:09:44,922
Well, I was the best man
at his wedding.

1509
01:09:44,990 --> 01:09:46,457
- Wow.
- No, you weren't.

1510
01:09:46,525 --> 01:09:47,792
You're bluffing.

1511
01:09:47,860 --> 01:09:49,227
No.

1512
01:09:49,294 --> 01:09:50,695
I think I've got
some pictures...

1513
01:09:50,762 --> 01:09:53,531
of us at the ceremony.

1514
01:09:53,598 --> 01:09:55,499
Let's see.

1515
01:09:55,567 --> 01:09:57,934
Yeah.
Here we are.

1516
01:09:58,002 --> 01:10:00,971
You must admit,
I look very dashing.

1517
01:10:01,038 --> 01:10:02,238
This is me and his mother.

1518
01:10:02,306 --> 01:10:03,706
The woman adores me.

1519
01:10:03,774 --> 01:10:05,308
Here we are
at his bachelor party.

1520
01:10:05,375 --> 01:10:07,776
There's no strippers.
It was lame.

1521
01:10:07,844 --> 01:10:10,279
But he can't put guys like you
away for sexual harassment

1522
01:10:10,346 --> 01:10:12,181
and then go to strip clubs,
now, can he?

1523
01:10:12,248 --> 01:10:13,783
All right.
What do you want?

1524
01:10:13,851 --> 01:10:16,318
An admission of guilt
and a guarantee

1525
01:10:16,386 --> 01:10:18,955
that you'll obtain treatment
before working again.

1526
01:10:21,025 --> 01:10:23,460
And Nancy gets reinstated
with back pay.

1527
01:10:23,528 --> 01:10:26,297
- Fine.
- And a raise.

1528
01:10:26,364 --> 01:10:28,365
Okay.
All right.

1529
01:10:28,433 --> 01:10:30,101
Are we done?

1530
01:10:30,168 --> 01:10:31,803
The kid should be able
to grow up without the burden

1531
01:10:31,871 --> 01:10:33,604
of tuition hanging over
his head, don't you think?

1532
01:10:33,672 --> 01:10:34,772
Which is why
you're also gonna pay Nancy

1533
01:10:34,840 --> 01:10:36,107
an extra $250,000.

1534
01:10:36,175 --> 01:10:37,575
Charles.

1535
01:10:41,679 --> 01:10:43,980
Gentlemen.

1536
01:11:02,367 --> 01:11:05,937
Thank you for everything.

1537
01:11:06,005 --> 01:11:07,539
You're welcome.

1538
01:11:07,607 --> 01:11:09,040
So just one question.

1539
01:11:09,108 --> 01:11:10,208
Why'd you go
to Joanna's house?

1540
01:11:10,276 --> 01:11:12,044
Because I figured it out.

1541
01:11:12,112 --> 01:11:13,512
I object.

1542
01:11:13,580 --> 01:11:15,247
I think you did it
because you care.

1543
01:11:15,314 --> 01:11:17,516
I did it because it's my job.

1544
01:11:17,584 --> 01:11:19,585
Would you admit it?
You care about me.

1545
01:11:19,653 --> 01:11:21,954
I saw you smile when I showed up
for work this morning.

1546
01:11:22,022 --> 01:11:25,891
I didn't smile.
I was thinking of a funny joke.

1547
01:11:25,959 --> 01:11:27,726
Look,
we start on this tomorrow.

1548
01:11:27,794 --> 01:11:30,095
Does this mean
we're officially a team now?

1549
01:11:30,163 --> 01:11:32,197
I wouldn't move your things
into Wayne Manor just yet.

1550
01:11:32,265 --> 01:11:36,101
- So now you're Batman?
- Closer to him than Clemenza.

1551
01:11:36,169 --> 01:11:39,238
- Oh, yeah, Kilmer.
- Clooney.

1552
01:11:39,306 --> 01:11:40,973
Keaton.

1553
01:11:41,041 --> 01:11:44,010
Did you really quit
when you first started?

1554
01:11:44,078 --> 01:11:45,578
Of course not.
I'm not a wuss.

1555
01:11:45,603 --> 01:11:49,603
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